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    700rpm (Idle) GIVIT8's Avatar
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    So, whats your excuse?!

    We have all heard it....

    Hondas are gay,
    It'd be mean if it was RWD,
    Hondas are for homo's,
    Hairdressers car,
    Mums car,
    Nana car,
    Why did you choose a Honda?,
    Sounds like fart,
    its like switching the A/C off and on,
    Stupid gay Honda what a fag,
    and so on....

    So, whats you excuse? Im tired of replying to these comments, need new ammo. Ive represented Hondas since '98 and im just wondering what other people have encountered as far as dick-head comments go, and your replies to such propositions.

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    imho the best is "owning a Honda is like dating a fat chick, its all fun and games till your mates see you"

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    19,000rpm+ Honda F1! DrRubber's Avatar
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Just tell them you love the cock and try to hold their hand.

    Never know, you might just like it after all

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    7,000rpm (Peak Power) Zombine's Avatar
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Because their grossly underestimated. Took my workmate for a ride in my integra (owns a 13b PP S1 RX7) and was really blowen away with how well it went
    Quote Originally Posted by SLOTEG
    And we all know a leaky bitch and a Nissan go hand in hand like me and masterbation.

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Dont have an excuse, dont need one.

    Only people who are morons can hate a car brand for no reason

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zombine View Post
    Because their grossly underestimated. Took my workmate for a ride in my integra (owns a 13b PP S1 RX7) and was really blowen away with how well it went
    Ive encountered that reaction many times, "bro is this 2.2? far it pulls mean for a 2.2..." , "nah bro its 1600" , "gasp"

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    3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) colgateam's Avatar
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    let me guess, your mates all have cefiros and liberos
    WSC

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    ^ or primered auto skylines ?
    || If you want the real deal, reach for the wheels ||

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    ^^ x 999 but they are gangs bro 20de's and 4g93's are the best motas ever au bei

    best thing is smoking rb20dets, fark they are slow.... beat a 13b na rx7 and man was the dude pissed!!!
    do a skid bro?? hang on im grabbing the maccas trays... lolz

    seriously though, imo far better cars than given credit for and i always like being the underdog for some reason p.s vtax is maaaaaad and
    Quote Originally Posted by dox View Post
    i hear pitstop are doing the mean exhaust jobs these days

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Can someone PLEASE lock this thread!

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    haha, i follow dudes with hero ceffies and siklines in my del sol waiting for an opportunity to tec it...
    nah c'mon wheres all the smartass replies i need a good laugh

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Del Sol, well come on... most Honda owners don't even like them.

    Quote Originally Posted by WingIt View Post
    Dont have an excuse, dont need one.

    Only people who are morons can hate a car brand for no reason
    End of thread.

    99% of the time they are either too stupid to comprehend valid comebacks, or are just doing it for a reaction.
    'there is no patch for stupidity.'
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    far, just having a lol bro. no need to have an earthquake

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Quote Originally Posted by nykon View Post
    Del Sol, well come on... most Honda owners don't even like them.

    err, its a joke bro, im not 16

    End of thread.

    99% of the time they are either too stupid to comprehend valid comebacks, or are just doing it for a reaction.
    just looking to have a laugh at what people have encountered.

    thanks to the peeps who are light-hearted enough to see where im coming from, sorry if ive hit a nerve but lay off, take it easy.

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    3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) DS Racing's Avatar
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    I blame colonialism

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    I always get the "Hondas are shit", "oh but your one is mean bro"

    Moral of the story

    Paint it matt black, shave your head, get tattoos and they will keep their opinons to themselves, and you can be as cool as me!

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Quote Originally Posted by GIVIT8 View Post
    far, just having a lol bro. no need to have an earthquake
    Firstly, I'm not a bro to anyone but my sibling. Secondly, I don't believe humans are capable of creating earthquakes. If that was in reference to me coming from Christchurch, then 'chur my brother, drop your undergarments and place yourself upon a cactus'.

    You haven't hit a nerve with anyone, you've just dragged up an age old topic that has the same answers every time.... Look at how many victories Honda has had in the JGTC, look at who makes the highest hp/L N/A production engine in the world, watch all the Best Motoring videos and how highly Tsuchiya and his holmies rate Honda's, Acura and Honda were recently rated as having the lowest failure rates in the USA, etc. If they still can't comprehend that then, like I said, they are too fucking stupid to waste your time with. Most of the time it's not even worth getting started, they are just ignorant fucking meat-heats. Although, they are really no different to Honda owners who automatically lump RWD turbo Nissan/Toyota's into the matt-black retard wannabe drifter basket.
    'there is no patch for stupidity.'
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    700rpm (Idle) GIVIT8's Avatar
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Quote Originally Posted by 666DAN View Post
    I always get the "Hondas are shit", "oh but your one is mean bro"

    Moral of the story

    Paint it matt black, shave your head, get tattoos and they will keep their opinons to themselves, and you can be as cool as me!
    classic g

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    y so serious yall, always a good lol imo
    Quote Originally Posted by dox View Post
    i hear pitstop are doing the mean exhaust jobs these days

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    All soarer drivers take it in the crapper


    trolololol

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    Quote Originally Posted by nykon View Post
    Firstly, I'm not a bro to anyone but my sibling. Secondly, I don't believe humans are capable of creating earthquakes. If that was in reference to me coming from Christchurch, then 'chur my brother, drop your undergarments and place yourself upon a cactus'.

    You haven't hit a nerve with anyone, you've just dragged up an age old topic that has the same answers every time.... Look at how many victories Honda has had in the JGTC, look at who makes the highest hp/L N/A production engine in the world, watch all the Best Motoring videos and how highly Tsuchiya and his holmes rate Honda's, Acura and Honda were recently rated as having the lowest failure rates in the USA, etc. If they still can't comprehend that then, like I said, they are too fucking stupid to waste your time with. Most of the time it's not even worth getting started, they are just ignorant fucking meat-heats.
    ahem, clears throat... look bro, im not the one having a go at peoples opinions, just want to hear what others have heard, what they thought was funny etc. I agree that these negative opinions are usually put foward by cretins we would rather have nothing to do with.

    Have a laugh, its friday night, grab a can, roll it up, watever....

    just dont hate me for my lingo and trash the thread like its some newb asking to boost a d13

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    I'm not trying to be negative, just simply saying it's been covered many, many times before. And hey, I've given you some ammo there... read up about it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_GT

    Quote Originally Posted by DrRubber View Post
    All soarer drivers take it in the crapper


    trolololol
    That's uncalled for how I live my life is my choice holmes.
    'there is no patch for stupidity.'
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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    It may be uncalled for but I lol'd

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    <3 Nykon

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    Re: So, whats your excuse?!

    It's my car and I don't have to justify it you

    Usually kills the Anti Subi trolls pretty well.

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