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    6,000rpm (Max Torque) RRM's Avatar
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    ^^^ I think he is 100% serious. The christian conservative right in America is hardcore like you wouldn't believe.

    But christian political intolerance is a bit of a hobby horse of mine, so I have posted the following comment on multiple of his threads. Whether or not it will come up from moderation isn't really the point, maybe reading it while he decides whether to delete will help moderate his attitudes...

    Nah, who am I kidding? I love trolling when there are angry idiots around to rark up.



    Mr Billings;

    (1) The music

    If you were at all informed about the pop music scene you would know that Lady Gaga isn't "leading" youth anywhere; her music is meaningless poppy bullshit and the only people paying any attention to her are children who just want something to jump up and down to after school. Ditto Justin Bieber. Invariably, by the time they are about 13 or 14 these "fans" have grown up and started listening to real music.

    And there's nothing new about a sexy, rebellious edge to youth culture. parents in the 1950s were decrying Elvis Presley's work as "The Devil's Music" and fretting that their children were being corrupted too. But - SURPRISE - the world did not come to an end, and those children grew up and became functional adult members of society, almost as if nothing bad had happened at all. Fancy that huh?

    But don't let something as minor as your own ignorance stop you from going off half-cocked with some spittle-flecked rant about evil forces preying on innocent children.


    (2) Speaking of the cock...

    You purport to be disgusted by homosexuality, masturbation, buttsex and the general lack of chastity in modern society. But your website posts links to such a pandora's box of on-line material all about these very things, that one can only assume you spend a good part of your waking hours frenetically googling for stuff to take offence to. Which begs the question of why you would do this. Are you a glutton for punishment? A masochist? Or just an enormous hypocrite?

    Harmless closet homosexuals AS WELL AS criminal paedophiles are over-represented among evangelical christians who are also conservative political activists. Perhaps you could ask George Alan Rekers how he reconciles his personal version of this hypocrisy?
    Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with "rent boy" - Page 1 - News - Miami - Miami New Times

    In my own country, christian political leader Graham Capill lectured the country on morality and the wickedness of modern times for years from the pulpit of his "Christian Heritage Party", all the while he was fucking little girls of 12 or younger.
    Graham Capill - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    And what is the first thing one sees upon reading your own facebook page?

    "Boys-Only Camping Trips for Hearty Christian Teens Available Every Summer!"

    Innocent enough perhaps on its own, but it doesn't look good in the context you have inserted yourself into. If I were in your shoes pal, I would be keeping my head down and covering my tracks, not drawing attention to myself by engaging in a one-man crusade against more or less the entire western pop culture.

    Begone.
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    I'm pretty sure it's satire, like the onion
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Pharnos View Post
    is this site (christwire) actually serious? is it like fox news?

    the thing looks like the onion, or the daily mash.

    does anyone know for sure? i'm reading through these articles and it seems like a joke site to me, like satire.
    Just what I thought, it's like they make the stats up as they go
    This one was sadly disappointing

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Masturbation is very unnatural and by taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teen’s life, you’ll ensure she has a better future.
    Lol, I'm fairly sure my dog had a good wank or 2 in his time, that or humping random objects.... somehow similar to me some weekends
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by UR2FAT View Post
    This also is worth a lol

    Sixth Grade Child Uses Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Techniques to Remove Panties from School Girl Children | ChristWire



    Justin Beiber... ban him from your tape players. That's right. Your tape players.

    Quote Originally Posted by christwire website
    Warning: The following video contains a Lady Gaga/Justin Bieber copycat who is using Satan’s music techniques to woo young children.

    lol!
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by christwire
    It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.
    Comedy gold. Right there.

    And for those who think it's a serious website...well...nah. Check the photo and the "about the author" section.
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    Attractive girls enquire within. Lazy male requires casual sex for not much effort, honest, easy going, likes bacon.

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    Re: How to spot a masturbator...



    Oh on, going by that guide - I'm just a hat and sunglasses away from being chronic!
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    LOL Holy shit this guys facebook is crackup, people are takin the piss even on there.

    Even if Christwire isn't real it's sure as hell funny
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    iv been trying to read all the posts but im oddly unfocused,feel quite tired and run down,damn masturbating over the post your whore section again. will have to remember to leave that for the end off my NZH visit next time

    though apparently excessive masturbationcan indeed increase your chances of prostate cancer, IM DOOMED
    from sohc to dohc in just 2.0 years,wow thats impresive hahaha

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by torneoboy View Post
    though apparently excessive masturbationcan indeed increase your chances of prostate cancer
    Really? I'd heard the opposite...
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    Attractive girls enquire within. Lazy male requires casual sex for not much effort, honest, easy going, likes bacon.

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Top Secret View Post
    I'm pretty sure it's satire, like the onion


    I think any real Christian would absolutely hate that website... It's epic lols though.

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by SiRge View Post
    Justin Bieber Tries To Deny German NAZIs, Gay Hot Topic Tshirt Agenda | ChristWire

    Yeah! Attack Drew Neemia. NZ is now famous on Christwire

    They will wear short NAZI leather skirts and then play pattacake with each other hoohides while listening to Justin Bieber sing to them.
    sounds awesome....

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    would hardly call that a lap dance, if i had one of those sort of lap dances i would feel ripped off and want my money back
    do u want me to leave a skid mark on ur face ? or a bukake ?

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by DbP View Post
    Really? I'd heard the opposite...
    its actually excessive ejaculation thats bad for your prostate not the wanking,if you wank but dont finish youl just go blind but shouldnt get cancer lol
    from sohc to dohc in just 2.0 years,wow thats impresive hahaha

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky69r View Post
    would hardly call that a lap dance, if i had one of those sort of lap dances i would feel ripped off and want my money back
    Dude its Miley Cyrus...if she did that to be I'd be asking for the tissues

    Quote Originally Posted by torneoboy View Post
    its actually excessive ejaculation thats bad for your prostate not the wanking,if you wank but dont finish youl just go blind but shouldnt get cancer lol
    If you wank but don't finish, your only cheating yourself and I was up so late because I'm clearing out my MySky...honestly

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Yes thanks David, the secret is out! It wasn't the labour government who fucked us, it was my dirty wanking habit

    Here's something for you all to reduce the nations productivity to:

    American Apparel | Best Bottom Contest
    At least Che Guevara got out there and did it; it wasn't all a web of dirty lies he forged to help him forget the grim mediocrity of his humdrum existence as a parking warden...

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    Just to bump this up guys, Oral sex is now more deadly than smoking.

    Science proved it here
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    I wana put green or blue neons under my dc5r.
    I'm nt a ricer.... Just want my car 2 go faster. Dats all.

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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    The only safe oral sex is in a monogamous heterosexual union between a man and his wife. The holy one endowed men with the ability to gift his wife with a wonderful tasting and nutritious fluid to enjoy.
    Awesome bit of text right there!
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    Re: Christwire, shit just got funny

    I think any real Christian would absolutely hate that website... It's epic lols though.
    ^this...

    I SINCERELY hope this is a joke! Or this dude is seriously screwed in the head!
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