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    700rpm (Idle) 0TNESA's Avatar
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    Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    a friend of mine gave me this in an e-mail, the funny thing is she is a
    profesional dancer too.




    1. They have perfect technique, good rhythm.

    2. They are used to performing in very little clothing.

    3. After a quick intermission they are ready to go at it again.

    4. They don't mind getting hot and sweaty.

    5. And of course Flexibility.


    Last edited by 0TNESA; 28th January 2009 at 12:31 AM.

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    41.co.nz
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    Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Vote ban!

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Don't hate him because he's pretty.

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Haydz View Post
    Don't hate him because he's pretty.
    hahahaha


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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    It was 10 before.

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by StandardStyle View Post
    hahahaha


    thats gotta be the funniest fail pic i have ever seen! best part of the thread imo. lulz at floating turd!
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Can you post up the "reasons to date a male model" too?

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    umad?

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    I'd never date a dancer, even if she says she only does it to pay for uni.....
    Riding on cuts gets more sluts

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Well, I thought i was abit funny seeing as she was a dancer.
    Last edited by 0TNESA; 28th January 2009 at 11:49 AM.

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Oh man, if you think this was taken seriously then you have problems

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    She wants you. Bad.
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    oh fun times to be had......... que for more funnies from the one and only Ivan

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    OP: As I said in another thread you started... please post more pics of the chick in your avatar. Think of it as an antidote to fail.
    Quote Originally Posted by Haydz View Post
    Meweh i' problty fuct it. If i was really drunks and pisddes

    I hasds beer googles.... i haz

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Erelyes View Post
    OP: As I said in another thread you started... please post more pics of the chick in your avatar. Think of it as an antidote to fail.
    she appears to be wearing a mag and turbo singlet, with the mag n turbro sign behind it, so im guessing shes a promo girl
    At least Che Guevara got out there and did it; it wasn't all a web of dirty lies he forged to help him forget the grim mediocrity of his humdrum existence as a parking warden...

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    well done captain obvious
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    ^^lol.. and lol about that shit floating....

    and lol about the list... haha
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Erelyes View Post
    OP: As I said in another thread you started... please post more pics of the chick in your avatar.

    Quote Originally Posted by SLOTEG View Post
    she appears to be wearing a mag and turbo singlet, with the mag n turbro sign behind it, so im guessing shes a promo girl

    she is just a random i talked too and had some photos taken with.

    I only met her cause she was with a girl I knew that was also modeling with her for mag and turbo at last years 4 and Rotary car show.

    Here they are with my car.
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by SLOTEG View Post
    she appears to be wearing a mag and turbo singlet, with the mag n turbro sign behind it, so im guessing shes a promo girl

    Yeah, but check out that emo-looking motherfucker in the background...

    Go ahead dude, slit those wrists. No-one likes you anyway. It'll help the rest of us out...
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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteRice View Post
    Yeah, but check out that emo-looking motherfucker in the background...

    Go ahead dude, slit those wrists. No-one likes you anyway. It'll help the rest of us out...
    Easy on turbo, chill that haterade.
    ^^ lies

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by fade to black View Post
    I'd never date a dancer, even if she says she only does it to pay for uni.....
    what about if she said she's a single mum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looney_Head View Post
    what about if she said she's a single mum

    Lol i would like to get a shirt one day to wear to strip club's, seen it around. "I support single mums" And it has a little picture of a stick man holding a couple of notes up in the air.
    Riding on cuts gets more sluts

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
    ^-- That's the origional shirt fade to black. They're closing down too, so buy now

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    Re: Top 5 Reasons to Date a Dancer

    no ban!

    captain emo prelude orsom makes me lulz

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