Leasing versus Purchasing

xsiv · 3rd July 2008, 09:59 AM

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

WTNESS · 3rd July 2008, 10:02 AM

i thought u were gonna talk about leasing a 2007 hiace comparing to buying one.

but none the less

stay single and dont have agreements.

xsiv · 3rd July 2008, 10:04 AM

hahahah thought it was funny,

DURTYEF3 · 3rd July 2008, 10:21 AM

i LOL'd. Woulda hired more then one though

KLRVTC · 3rd July 2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DURTYEF3

i LOL'd. Woulda hired more then one though

Coulda gotten 6 and still been cheaper

Trivium · 3rd July 2008, 01:24 PM

LMAO one for each day of the week

3rd July 2008, 09:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
xsiv Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque) Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,159 Location: Hamilton	Leasing versus Purchasing After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. __________________ xsiv 13.7 175km 8psi

3rd July 2008, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
WTNESS Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 558 Location: Manukau	Re: Leasing versus Purchasing i thought u were gonna talk about leasing a 2007 hiace comparing to buying one. but none the less stay single and dont have agreements. __________________ don't forget to bring a towel..... wanna get high?

3rd July 2008, 10:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
xsiv Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque) Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,159 Location: Hamilton	Re: Leasing versus Purchasing hahahah thought it was funny, __________________ xsiv 13.7 175km 8psi

3rd July 2008, 10:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
DURTYEF3 Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,553 Location: Auckland	Re: Leasing versus Purchasing i LOL'd. Woulda hired more then one though __________________ \| DC2 Project \| DC Squad \| Bros Engineering \|

3rd July 2008, 01:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Trivium Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,380 Location: Christchurch	Re: Leasing versus Purchasing LMAO one for each day of the week

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