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4th March 2003, 08:15 PM
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| Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag)  Join Date: Nov 2002
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 | Hiway Patrol Well after watching 2nites impromtue episode I have come to this conclusion! and this is "What Not To Say To A Cop" 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on. 3. Aren't you the guy from the village people? 4. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 5. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school. 6. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also. 7. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist. 8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. 9. By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you. 10. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? Sorry had to get off my chest!
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4th March 2003, 08:43 PM
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| Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque)  Join Date: Jan 2002
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Location: Hamilton  | and one thing not to do infront of them when you are speeding... Can anyone guess??? No....... HIT THE WALL AND STOP A METRE A WAY FROM THE POLICE 8O 
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4th March 2003, 09:54 PM
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| Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!)  Join Date: May 2002
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| Was that the episode where there was a little modified EF8 which had mesh covering its number plate?
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4th March 2003, 10:41 PM
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| Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag)  Join Date: Jun 2002
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Location: Lower Hutt | I think that guy hit the wall coz he saw the cop and suddenly braked, causing the car to skid and he lost control. Police are a road hazard. <JK> Actually if that guy was in USA he could probably sue the cops for scaring him. <JK> But on a serious side 70+km/h over the limit in a 50km/h zone is asking for trouble
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6th March 2003, 08:28 PM
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| Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Aug 2002
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Location: Palmerston North | Ha yea that was classic ah, sum ppl have no idea. and c the guy on a road bike with no licence who was like, come on iz only doing 130, this thing cod do more than 100 ova the speed limit
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