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Old 7th November 2005, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Monday Photo Caption Contest

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Some of my personal favs..

The Air Force has begun beta testing of a cloaking device

"Go for the engines, boys! He killed our brother!"

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Old 7th November 2005, 03:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fried duck anyone?
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"British Airways, who said planes need to shower?"

(i know they are birds but they look like flies (really big ones))
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Pigpen airways takes off on maiden flight"

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"International Airways consider banning Peanuts from travelling abroard"

(For those of you younguns that don't get those go do a search for Peanut cartoon characters )
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Pigpen airways takes off on maiden flight"

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"International Airways consider banning Peanuts from travelling abroard"

(For those of you younguns that don't get those go do a search for Peanut cartoon characters )
I know peanuts welly well, very well in fact
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Old 7th November 2005, 03:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"Pigpen airways takes off on maiden flight"

or

"International Airways consider banning Peanuts from travelling abroard"

(For those of you younguns that don't get those go do a search for Peanut cartoon characters )
I know peanuts welly well, very well in fact
of course u do
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"No point mentioning these bats. I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."

Meh, they're probably birds.
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"No point mentioning these bats. I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"
Fear and loathing, excellent!
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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my post removed because it was so lame
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"No point mentioning these bats. I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"
Fear and loathing, excellent!
Ha ha! "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Fear and Loathing = :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Old 7th November 2005, 04:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"No point mentioning these bats. I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"
Fear and loathing, excellent!
Ha ha! "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Fear and Loathing = :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Haha yup, a very weird movie but still one of the greatest I've seen.
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Old 7th November 2005, 06:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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As a result of increasing fuel prices BA has had to find alternative means to get its planes through the air. This new method only slightly increases the flight time from London to New York to 6 months(with a tail wind)
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Old 7th November 2005, 06:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Although environmentally friendly, British Airways wheat based paint caused a flocking lot of chaos early this morning
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Old 7th November 2005, 08:04 PM   #18 (permalink)
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British Airways are testing the new missle deflection technology, so many heat signuatures it might not hit the plane (to be sold to middle eastern countries)
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Old 7th November 2005, 08:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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From the papers:
"British Airways' support for breeding programme has drawbacks"
"Passengers rebel against airline's 'no pets' rule"
"British learn why cages found at Al Qaeda training camp"
"Airline calls for drive-thru 'plane wash at Heathrow"
"Bird seed newest WMD"
"New aircraft acceptance tests tougher than ever"
"Bird flu affecting international flights"

From the birds:
"DAMN, that's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bitch!"
"You're momma's so fat..."
"God damn air hogs, i was flying on that bit!"
"You think WE'VE got funny legs?"
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Old 7th November 2005, 10:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 10:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2005, 03:49 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2005, 04:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 9th November 2005, 04:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 9th November 2005, 09:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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