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osirisboi · 15th September 2005, 08:15 AM

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."

Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals."

^Skitzo^ · 15th September 2005, 08:33 AM

Wow thats interesting, I wonder if its only dead cat carcas' which work?

EVLEVO · 15th September 2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ^Skitzo^

Wow thats interesting, I wonder if its only dead cat carcas' which work?

I'm sure alive cats work too, but they would be very dead after being heated to 300 degrees celcius

ae85 · 15th September 2005, 08:48 AM

Thats not cool.

TakeiTeg · 15th September 2005, 08:53 AM

*starts running over cats for petrol

Sifu · 15th September 2005, 08:56 AM

Would be cool if it worked with those damn possums

Haydz · 15th September 2005, 09:06 AM

hahah either way it will happen - be it thousands of years from now via nature or right now via this german dude - either way, a dead body usually ends up as oil etc...

(very very long run)

Woody · 15th September 2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TakeiTeg

*starts running over cats for petrol

Hardly worth it, seeing as how it's Diesel fuel the dead felines are turned into

Bad Eric!

osirisboi · 15th September 2005, 09:25 AM

Hey Woody, Sarge has got 7.5 litres of diesel fuel running round at the mo.
might be able to get another half litre out of fluffy.

timmay556 · 15th September 2005, 09:28 AM

LMFAO, this made me just about fall off my chair at work. Every one is looking at me like "WTF"

Woody · 15th September 2005, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by osirisboi

Hey Woody, Sarge has got 7.5 litres of diesel fuel running round at the mo.
might be able to get another half litre out of fluffy.

My flatmates cat, Ozzy, is headed for the diesel factory after being an insurance risk

xbmaroon · 15th September 2005, 10:35 AM

I'm trying to work out how this isn't as bad as what I asked. Strange.

Woody · 15th September 2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xbmaroon

I'm trying to work out how this isn't as bad as what I asked. Strange.

Pm me if you have issues, I can probably send you to a nice couch in some docs office somewhere

UR2FAT · 15th September 2005, 11:38 AM

I have 2.5 litres of diesel licking its arse on my bed right now.

Woody · 15th September 2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by UR2FAT

I have 2.5 litres of diesel licking its arse on my bed right now.

That's a hefty puss!

PH4T SI · 15th September 2005, 03:02 PM

we have 5 cats here, thats almost a full tank.......

trend.whore · 15th September 2005, 09:53 PM

I've heard of this bio fuel, looks good. WHo needs cats neway

civictech · 15th September 2005, 09:58 PM

well to say the least im not a fan of cats but 8O for diesel WTF

TakeiTeg · 15th September 2005, 10:00 PM

hmm..2.5L's of diesel fuel just walked pass my window.

hmm..i smell profit.

EURO R · 15th September 2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TakeiTeg

hmm..2.5L's of diesel fuel just walked pass my window.

hmm..i smell profit.

vteca · 16th September 2005, 10:27 AM

i guess the question now is who works at spca ?

berman · 16th September 2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Woody

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirisboi

Hey Woody, Sarge has got 7.5 litres of diesel fuel running round at the mo.
might be able to get another half litre out of fluffy.

My flatmates cat, Ozzy, is headed for the diesel factory after being an insurance risk

Sammy was under warranty?

Woody · 16th September 2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by berman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woody

My flatmates cat, Ozzy, is headed for the diesel factory after being an insurance risk

Sammy was under warranty?

Heh - Ozzy is by no means a warrenty replacement to the Mighty Samson. Ozzy is an angel with fangs

mrmeal · 16th September 2005, 12:02 PM

ozzy is more like cousin it with fangs....

15th September 2005, 08:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
osirisboi Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 937 Location: Auckland	meow meow juice Inventor turns dead cats into diesel A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats. Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers. They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter. He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre. Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank. He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems." Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals." __________________ Trust me.. I know what i'm doing - Sledge Hammer 1986 - 1988

15th September 2005, 08:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
^Skitzo^ Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,387 Location: Auckland	Wow thats interesting, I wonder if its only dead cat carcas' which work? __________________ (\_/) (O.o) (> <) My Profile 我愛我的本田

15th September 2005, 09:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
Haydz Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,373 Location: Tauranga	hahah either way it will happen - be it thousands of years from now via nature or right now via this german dude - either way, a dead body usually ends up as oil etc... (very very long run) __________________ I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died.

15th September 2005, 09:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
osirisboi Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 937 Location: Auckland	Hey Woody, Sarge has got 7.5 litres of diesel fuel running round at the mo. might be able to get another half litre out of fluffy. __________________ Trust me.. I know what i'm doing - Sledge Hammer 1986 - 1988

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timmay556 Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,532	LMFAO, this made me just about fall off my chair at work. Every one is looking at me like "WTF" __________________ booooBAaa...booooBAaa...booooBAaa

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ae85 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 264 Location: Christchurch	Thats not cool.

15th September 2005, 08:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
TakeiTeg Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,668 Location: North Shore City	*starts running over cats for petrol

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Sifu Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 861 Location: Manukau	Would be cool if it worked with those damn possums

15th September 2005, 10:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
xbmaroon Member 700rpm (Idle) Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 85 Location: Auckland	I'm trying to work out how this isn't as bad as what I asked. Strange. __________________ "Let excellence be thy reputation and thy name will travel far."

15th September 2005, 11:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
UR2FAT Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,031 Location: Hamilton	I have 2.5 litres of diesel licking its arse on my bed right now. __________________ Japan called... they want their Domestic Market back. Ex: 93 Black DC2, 93 Yellow B20VTEC DC2, 1988 Grey EF3. Current: 94 Blue EG5 H22A

15th September 2005, 03:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
PH4T SI Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,363 Location: Waitakere	we have 5 cats here, thats almost a full tank....... __________________ aww crap, did i just say something retarded? yep..........

15th September 2005, 09:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
trend.whore Senior Member 11,000rpm (Spoon B16B!!) Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,876 Location: North Shore City	I've heard of this bio fuel, looks good. WHo needs cats neway __________________ GFB PARTS NOW AVAILABLE HERE! Moonlight Racing / A'PEXi, HKS, Greddy, Cusco and many more!

15th September 2005, 09:58 PM	#18 (permalink)
civictech Member 700rpm (Idle) Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 60	well to say the least im not a fan of cats but 8O for diesel WTF __________________ (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.

15th September 2005, 10:00 PM	#19 (permalink)
TakeiTeg Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,668 Location: North Shore City	hmm..2.5L's of diesel fuel just walked pass my window. hmm..i smell profit. __________________ licka licka licka like a pussy pop.

16th September 2005, 10:27 AM	#21 (permalink)
vteca Senior Member 700rpm (Idle) Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 133	i guess the question now is who works at spca ?

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