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27th November 2002, 06:51 PM
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| Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque)  Join Date: Mar 2002
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Location: Christchurch   | The Prefect Couple Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was of course, perfect. One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (Integra XSi) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were along delivering toys. Unfortunately the driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa had an accident. Only one of them survived, the question is. Who survived? The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as the perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this then you illustrated my other point. Women never listen, either. |
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27th November 2002, 07:27 PM
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| Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!)  Join Date: May 2002
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| J/K: Bloody women drivers! Good stuff XSI, I like the personal input about the perfect Integra XSI, lol!
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27th November 2002, 08:17 PM
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Location: Hamilton | HAhAha go0d shit! 
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27th November 2002, 09:16 PM
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27th November 2002, 09:22 PM
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| Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!)  Join Date: Jan 2002
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Location: Wellington | Re: The Prefect Couple Quote:
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28th November 2002, 06:08 AM
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| Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque)  Join Date: Jan 2002
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Location: Whangarei | but if they were in the xsi, there wouldnt have been an accident, cos everyone knows that xsi's handle, go and stop like a dream
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28th November 2002, 09:16 AM
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28th November 2002, 10:28 AM
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28th November 2002, 01:45 PM
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| hahaha nicely done 
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28th November 2002, 04:39 PM
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Location: Christchurch | haha, shot XSi 
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