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Bear 15 48.39%
Shark 16 51.61%
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Old 10th May 2005, 05:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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#5 Grizzly Bear vs Great White Shark.

Fight!
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Old 10th May 2005, 05:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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where would the fighting take place e.g. set the scene
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Old 10th May 2005, 05:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well obviously shark can only be in the water and bears won't be fast like sharks and keep inwater so duh duh sharks all the way..it would be unfair for the shark in dry land.
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Old 10th May 2005, 05:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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does the Grizzly have one of those foldable metal chairs?

they own in WWF
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Old 10th May 2005, 05:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bahh stupid battle ow

The bear would suck in the water the shark would just bite the bears legs off and then its stuffed
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Old 10th May 2005, 06:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This situation is just as likely as clarke vs bush, or 100 ninja's vs 100 pirates. Just imagine theyre both in space floating or something.

I think we need a moderators one, GecKo vs pxpx :twisted:
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This situation is just as likely as clarke vs bush, or 100 ninja's vs 100 pirates. Just imagine theyre both in space floating or something.

I think we need a moderators one, GecKo vs pxpx :twisted:
Yeah i was thinking a mod or members scrap

Post up pics of each contender flexing there muscles
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Old 10th May 2005, 09:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah, how wants to fight me!
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Old 10th May 2005, 09:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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space fight? Shark for win, have you seen how big there mouths can stretch? almost this big <------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>
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Old 10th May 2005, 09:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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space fight? Shark for win, have you seen how big there mouths can stretch? almost this big <------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>
from the looks of it, that's about 1 1/4 of my handspan
but yea, they can stretch REAL big, what about crocodile vs shark? who's got bigger mouth?
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Old 11th May 2005, 12:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This question can only be answered properly when put into a hypothetical context - lets say these beasts were living in a world where sharks could breathe out of water and Grizzly bears could move as quickly/easily underwater as they do on land.

My moneys on the big teddy.

First of all, even in this ideal situation the shark by the very nature of its shape/body does not have arms or legs - so jaws would be just this big stupid mouth bouncing around awkwardly trying to catch its opponent for a chomp. And even if it WAS underwater and could move easily - all grizzly has to do is sacrifice its huge arm to act as a defense whilst it uses its other arm to pound that big fish into oblivion.

Grizzly bear yO. Those things are f**king HUGE!
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whats with all these random polls?
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Old 11th May 2005, 06:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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yeah, how wants to fight me!
Thats it im sick of your shit!!!!!GRRRRRR!!!!







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Shark with 'fricken lasers' wins
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Shark with 'fricken lasers' wins
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Re: #5 Grizzly Bear vs Great White Shark.

sharks vs crocodiles. i wanna see that
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Old 18th May 2008, 05:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: #5 Grizzly Bear vs Great White Shark.

Really, what on earth possessed you to drag up this old post?!
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