Don't you hate it.....

Locust2000 · 14th February 2004, 07:07 PM

OK, so I pick up my pizza straight out of the over from pizza hutt, driving home decide to take an uphill left at a moderate rate of speed, get home, open pizza box and all the cheese/toppings have slid over to 1 edge of the pizza?!?! That's a better reason than to avoid crashing for slowing down :evil:
Any other annoying fast food mishaps?

Remax · 14th February 2004, 07:36 PM

recent food mishap - in the current Auckland heat, my creme egss melted!!! :cry: :cry:

Agent86 · 14th February 2004, 08:10 PM

Funny you should say...

I drove home quick as usual after work today, braked hard for a corner, can of coke at the back flew forward, hit the back of my seat, and fucking *exploded*...shocked the living shit outta me, I almost slid into a traffic light...

One minute gauging the corner and checking for hazards, next having this WTF moment as the can does its impression of a high speed blowout and the drivers side window gets a blood-spray pattern of cola...

Can looks kinda cool, but rear floor utterly soaked

Other than that, last year I left an open bag of corn chips in the back seat for some odd reason...hard emergency braking got me a new decor....

FrEsH · 14th February 2004, 08:50 PM

oh man, the other night i was at my m8's, we ordered a large meat lovers. so i go to pick it up in the teg, adn i get htere and shes all like, oh we've accidentally put extra cheese and sauce on this but thats ok u can have hte extras for free. ok i say and take it and go. Get back ot m8s, go inside we open the pizza box and to our delight all the toppings (including extra cheese and extra bbq sauce) has slid off hte pizza into a corner of the box. Imagine how gross taht was....... im surprised the box didn't rip it was soaking with grease and sauce and cheese... wow that was a long story :wink:

14th February 2004, 08:55 PM

I have a friend who was driving with a birthday cake in the passengers seat one time, he was looking at the cake instead of the road, didnt realise that there was a red and went into the arse of another car... Luckily wasnt going very fast though... IDIOT .

Locust2000 · 14th February 2004, 09:18 PM

Teg's and Pizza don't mix!

FrEsH · 14th February 2004, 09:22 PM

u got that right locust

...............i learnt my lesson.....

Hellmasker · 14th February 2004, 10:39 PM

ash trays are a poor substitue for BK cup holders, i managed to launch a full cup of red fizz into the passengers widnow where it lost the top and pured onto the floor.

flex · 14th February 2004, 11:00 PM

was picking up 3 large pizzas once and carrying them to the car
put the pizzas on the bonnet and used one hand to open the door n one hand to hold onto the pizzas
opened door and about to put pizza in, wind blew door shut (very windy) and dropped a pizza to the ground

luckily "caught" it and not much feel *phew*

driving home with them is another story...

wrx_angel · 15th February 2004, 12:41 AM

i hate when u are the only one driving and uve gotta try and keep teh drinks frm nt fallin over had many accidents of drinks falling over even when i goin slow around a corner:evil:

abit off topic but i hate ppl who copy other ppls rides
like this person has
http://profiles.nzhondas.co.nz/profile.php?id=1246

as this was my daughters fathers old ride (#1 cruiser) :evil: :evil: :evil:

FrEsH · 15th February 2004, 06:27 AM

lol, post hijacker 8)

SiR-Gee · 15th February 2004, 08:24 AM

My mate had 2 cans of coke sitting in his car for god knows how long, he decided to get them out yesterday, and they were so hot, you almost couldnt touch them, one of them just exploded in his hand as he was walking to the house, and the other one had a huge bulge on the top, where it was about to explode, funny shit.

15th February 2004, 09:00 AM

In my old crx i was driving drinking a coke from burger king and it bloody slipped from my hands and went everywhere I was like AHHHH shit
lucky i didnt hit anything 8)

Vader · 15th February 2004, 11:44 AM

On my way home from work one night, with a large cup of coke wedged between my legs, after having been through the drive through at Mc D's. I was forced to brake suddenly when the car in front of me stalled at the lights. I tried to stop the cup from spilling foward onto the floor by squeezing my legs together but ended up popping the lid of the cup and exploading coke all over myself. I was furious.

hehe

Agent86 · 15th February 2004, 01:55 PM

heheheh

speaking of crotch-related driving mishaps with food (that sounds a lot dodgier than it might otherwise be)...

Was driving my m8s prelude last year, eating a popsicle....hot day, popsicle partially melted, big chunk of it falls right onto my crotch just as I hit the twisties at 70k...

First the initial shock, then the unpleasantness of having to ignore it for the greater good of keeping the car on the road for 6 or more seconds...

I never learn my lesson, so it happened again in the Skyline, rode up a roundabout island...not my finest display of driving skill, but understandably so....

hondapowergirl · 15th February 2004, 01:56 PM

yea i spilled coke all over me lots... ahhh the lack of a drink holder in the DAs

i have sticky stuff all between my handbrake and my seat.. (thats where i jam drinks into)

UR2FAT · 15th February 2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1HOTCIVIC

In my old crx i was driving drinking a coke from burger king and it bloody slipped from my hands and went everywhere I was like AHHHH shit
lucky i didnt hit anything 8)

If you drink and drive you spill... simple as that.

15th February 2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UR2FAT

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1HOTCIVIC

In my old crx i was driving drinking a coke from burger king and it bloody slipped from my hands and went everywhere I was like AHHHH shit
lucky i didnt hit anything 8)

If you drink and drive you spill... simple as that.

lesson learnt from that one :wink:
IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE YOUR A BLOODY IDIOT

David R · 15th February 2004, 02:35 PM

I hate it when you buy pizza and have to drive for more than 2 minutes and your car stinks like pizza for the next week...

UR2FAT · 15th February 2004, 02:48 PM

Same goes for KFC *spew*

tarkiwi · 15th February 2004, 10:25 PM

Spilt milkshake is worse than spilt coke 'cause if you don't clean ALL of it off straight away the milk goes off & makes your car smell really bad

pxpx · 15th February 2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent86

Can looks kinda cool, but rear floor utterly soaked

pics of the can?

Agent86 · 15th February 2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent86

Can looks kinda cool, but rear floor utterly soaked

pics of the can?

Will try to nick my sista's digital camera tomoro...

The interesting thing about the can is that its not ripped along the red-painted bit, but looks like its been opened with a bayonet-type can opener (from what I remember of the brief glance)

Normally you'd expect the paper-thin aluminium to rupture instead of the top just blowing the feck off...

Ryan · 16th February 2004, 12:02 AM

...when you get back home only to find pizza hut forgot to put sauce on the pizza!!! :evil:

R_mearnsy · 16th February 2004, 08:28 AM

i had a big bottle of cheep coke in the boot and i opened the boot. It rolled out hit the ground top first, broke it and it took off like a rocket! thats was some funny shit! i guess it just didn't like earth!

14th February 2004, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Locust2000 Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 966 Location: Hamilton	Don't you hate it..... OK, so I pick up my pizza straight out of the over from pizza hutt, driving home decide to take an uphill left at a moderate rate of speed, get home, open pizza box and all the cheese/toppings have slid over to 1 edge of the pizza?!?! That's a better reason than to avoid crashing for slowing down :evil: Any other annoying fast food mishaps? __________________ B18C + TD05H-16G + Water to Air = Boosting at 2000rpm + 291whp! Jumping on the build thread bandwagon

14th February 2004, 07:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Remax Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 815 Location: Auckland	recent food mishap - in the current Auckland heat, my creme egss melted!!! :cry: :cry: __________________ let me ask you something......do you feel lucky, punk?

14th February 2004, 09:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Locust2000 Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 966 Location: Hamilton	Teg's and Pizza don't mix! __________________ B18C + TD05H-16G + Water to Air = Boosting at 2000rpm + 291whp! Jumping on the build thread bandwagon

14th February 2004, 11:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
flex Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,433 Location: Palmerston North	was picking up 3 large pizzas once and carrying them to the car put the pizzas on the bonnet and used one hand to open the door n one hand to hold onto the pizzas opened door and about to put pizza in, wind blew door shut (very windy) and dropped a pizza to the ground luckily "caught" it and not much feel phew driving home with them is another story... __________________ If in doubt, pull out.

15th February 2004, 11:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
Vader Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,098 Location: Auckland	On my way home from work one night, with a large cup of coke wedged between my legs, after having been through the drive through at Mc D's. I was forced to brake suddenly when the car in front of me stalled at the lights. I tried to stop the cup from spilling foward onto the floor by squeezing my legs together but ended up popping the lid of the cup and exploading coke all over myself. I was furious. hehe __________________ The lights are off, but somebody's home \| www.twisted.co.nz \| Live 128K stream

14th February 2004, 08:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Agent86 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 482	Funny you should say... I drove home quick as usual after work today, braked hard for a corner, can of coke at the back flew forward, hit the back of my seat, and fucking exploded...shocked the living shit outta me, I almost slid into a traffic light... One minute gauging the corner and checking for hazards, next having this WTF moment as the can does its impression of a high speed blowout and the drivers side window gets a blood-spray pattern of cola... Can looks kinda cool, but rear floor utterly soaked Other than that, last year I left an open bag of corn chips in the back seat for some odd reason...hard emergency braking got me a new decor....

14th February 2004, 08:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
FrEsH Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 658 Location: Auckland	oh man, the other night i was at my m8's, we ordered a large meat lovers. so i go to pick it up in the teg, adn i get htere and shes all like, oh we've accidentally put extra cheese and sauce on this but thats ok u can have hte extras for free. ok i say and take it and go. Get back ot m8s, go inside we open the pizza box and to our delight all the toppings (including extra cheese and extra bbq sauce) has slid off hte pizza into a corner of the box. Imagine how gross taht was....... im surprised the box didn't rip it was soaking with grease and sauce and cheese... wow that was a long story :wink:

14th February 2004, 08:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chompa Guest Posts: n/a	I have a friend who was driving with a birthday cake in the passengers seat one time, he was looking at the cake instead of the road, didnt realise that there was a red and went into the arse of another car... Luckily wasnt going very fast though... IDIOT .

14th February 2004, 09:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
FrEsH Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 658 Location: Auckland	u got that right locust ...............i learnt my lesson.....

14th February 2004, 10:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hellmasker Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 392 Location: Dunedin	ash trays are a poor substitue for BK cup holders, i managed to launch a full cup of red fizz into the passengers widnow where it lost the top and pured onto the floor.

15th February 2004, 12:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
wrx_angel Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 461	i hate when u are the only one driving and uve gotta try and keep teh drinks frm nt fallin over had many accidents of drinks falling over even when i goin slow around a corner:evil: abit off topic but i hate ppl who copy other ppls rides like this person has http://profiles.nzhondas.co.nz/profile.php?id=1246 as this was my daughters fathers old ride (#1 cruiser) :evil: :evil: :evil:

15th February 2004, 06:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
FrEsH Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 658 Location: Auckland	lol, post hijacker 8)

15th February 2004, 08:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
SiR-Gee Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,442	My mate had 2 cans of coke sitting in his car for god knows how long, he decided to get them out yesterday, and they were so hot, you almost couldnt touch them, one of them just exploded in his hand as he was walking to the house, and the other one had a huge bulge on the top, where it was about to explode, funny shit.

15th February 2004, 09:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
1HOTCIVIC Guest Posts: n/a	In my old crx i was driving drinking a coke from burger king and it bloody slipped from my hands and went everywhere I was like AHHHH shit lucky i didnt hit anything 8)

15th February 2004, 01:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Agent86 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 482	heheheh speaking of crotch-related driving mishaps with food (that sounds a lot dodgier than it might otherwise be)... Was driving my m8s prelude last year, eating a popsicle....hot day, popsicle partially melted, big chunk of it falls right onto my crotch just as I hit the twisties at 70k... First the initial shock, then the unpleasantness of having to ignore it for the greater good of keeping the car on the road for 6 or more seconds... I never learn my lesson, so it happened again in the Skyline, rode up a roundabout island...not my finest display of driving skill, but understandably so....

15th February 2004, 01:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
hondapowergirl Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,314	yea i spilled coke all over me lots... ahhh the lack of a drink holder in the DAs i have sticky stuff all between my handbrake and my seat.. (thats where i jam drinks into)

15th February 2004, 02:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
UR2FAT Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,031 Location: Hamilton	Same goes for KFC spew __________________ Japan called... they want their Domestic Market back. Ex: 93 Black DC2, 93 Yellow B20VTEC DC2, 1988 Grey EF3. Current: 94 Blue EG5 H22A

15th February 2004, 10:25 PM	#21 (permalink)
tarkiwi Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 725	Spilt milkshake is worse than spilt coke 'cause if you don't clean ALL of it off straight away the milk goes off & makes your car smell really bad

16th February 2004, 12:02 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ryan Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 776	...when you get back home only to find pizza hut forgot to put sauce on the pizza!!! :evil: __________________ EF7 Turbo

16th February 2004, 08:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
R_mearnsy Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 308	i had a big bottle of cheep coke in the boot and i opened the boot. It rolled out hit the ground top first, broke it and it took off like a rocket! thats was some funny shit! i guess it just didn't like earth!

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