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Old 16th March 2008, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I know this thread aint for me but im gettin some coils put in tomorrow night, stiffen it up a lil more, stupid high arse "superlows"

They wont be captive which bothered me at first which is why i never stuck them in but if its not 'slammed' and just sitting at a nice looking height its not obvious so i wont/shouldn't get pulled up on it.

My WOF's are dodgy anyway cuz my gay lil altezza clears have red not white reverse lights...
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Old 17th March 2008, 05:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Since this had NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE TECH THREAD IT WAS POSTED IN I've split it off into its own thread.

Yes I was shouting.

[edit] Actually reading this I have no freakin' idea what the point of it was other than to say you're rocking a WOF you know is dodgy which you think is good because when you put in illegal suspension it won't matter. I think I'll leave it here to cook for a little while before lock-up. [/edit]
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Old 17th March 2008, 05:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i really do love you sometimes matty :full homo:

dodgy wof + uncaptive springs = a greenie or pinky coming your way in the near future
why oh why did you admit having a dodgy wof on a public forum?
if you crash your car and hurt/kill someone and the cops have a look over your car and find the suspension/lights/other illegal mods and u have a dodgy wof, your gonna get reamed, and reamed hard
do you not watch police 10/7 or motorway patrol? jebus

*mutter mutter grumble grumble*

wheres triv?
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Old 17th March 2008, 05:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 17th March 2008, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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let me get in there,

YOUR AN ABSOLUTE MORON FOR ADMITTING ANYTHING ILLEGAL!! and cops may pull you up for your tail-lights and then BAM! your screwed! the police are smart at distinguishung between coilover suspension and OEM shocks with lowering springs!

AND WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION??!!
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Old 17th March 2008, 05:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why not get a set of keeper springs so that they remain captive? Although still illegal without a cert, it should at least be safer. Believe it or not the WOF system was invented to ensure vehicles on our roads are safe for drivers and other road users. In other words, it's a matter of safety as much as legality.
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Old 17th March 2008, 06:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why not get a set of keeper springs so that they remain captive? Although still illegal without a cert, it should at least be safer. Believe it or not the WOF system was invented to ensure vehicles on our roads are safe for drivers and other road users. In other words, it's a matter of safety as much as legality.
my god, someone without a temper!!!

all these people abusing the shit outa the poor 16 year old instead of trying to help him with legal alternatives.........
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all these people abusing the shit outa the poor 16 year old instead of trying to help him with legal alternatives.........
we could "help" him but would he listen? probably not
he wants to lower his car further, with uncaptive springs which are extremely dangerous, with red reverse lights, and has admitted to a dodgy warrent...

if he wants some advice heres mine:
stop hanging out with dickheads who do skids and post it on bebo
get a set of koni yellow height adjustable shocks and some neuspeed springs
or
some adjustable coilovers and a cert
change the lens from red to clear on the tail lights

nice and low
legal

everyones happy
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Old 17th March 2008, 06:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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exactly what marc said.....(omg I cant belive it im agreeing with him totally)

heres that bebo link if you missed it.....

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=...rId=2300916138

ACE-JDM-SHIRT .......keep it legal dude and if you do do something slightly illegal dont tell the rest of the internet
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Old 17th March 2008, 09:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well Ive just watched the Warriors take (another) hiding, and seeing Price go off with a ripped hamstring so im in a foul mood. Don't have much to say but since Matty left it open...

Elliot Osbourne? Sure your not related to Ozzy? Cos your such a fucking retard

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Old 17th March 2008, 09:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I know this thread aint for me but im gettin some coils put in tomorrow night, stiffen it up a lil more, stupid high arse "superlows"

They wont be captive which bothered me at first which is why i never stuck them in but if its not 'slammed' and just sitting at a nice looking height its not obvious so i wont/shouldn't get pulled up on it.

My WOF's are dodgy anyway cuz my gay lil altezza clears have red not white reverse lights...
Why the fuck would you want to make your car 100x more likely to cause an accident most likely killing/maiming yourself and whoever you have in your car or even worse other road users?!?

I'm glad you're in Auckland.....if you can't afford coilovers and an LVVC then just leave your car as it is.

Seriously, how fucking dumb are kids these days?!
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Old 17th March 2008, 09:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 17th March 2008, 09:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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1990 was a bad year for fucking
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Old 17th March 2008, 09:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 18th March 2008, 08:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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1990 was a bad year for fucking
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Old 18th March 2008, 11:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
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1990 was a bad year for fucking
mega lol!
x2!

If you cant do it legally, dont do it. I know at your age the cops are $^$&#^@(&* and they dont know anything and the world revolves around you etc etc.

BUT the vast majority of laws exist for safety, yours and ours. If you make it to my age driviing round on uncaptive springs you may just realise this. Take our advice and be wise beyond your years :-)
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Old 18th March 2008, 11:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 18th March 2008, 11:59 AM   #18 (permalink)
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What the hell dude. Do you also rock a severe handicap?!



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Old 18th March 2008, 02:10 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Whoa wait there's a bone in it?
Theres not? 8O



Go on mods, hall of lol this one, we've had enough Trivium entries ops:
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Old 18th March 2008, 04:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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LOL... for the second time ever in NZ history... even im speechless....

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My WOF's are dodgy anyway cuz my gay lil altezza clears have red not white reverse lights...
THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVE THEM? if they are

1) GAY...
2) non "WOF's" standard
3) and you dont need reveres lights for a WOF

fuckn hell did you miss out on the common sense genes at birth or what
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Old 18th March 2008, 04:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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wat

cut springs = fail
altezza lights = fail
cut springs x altezza lights = fail 2

so therefore you = failure
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Old 18th March 2008, 05:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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wat

cut springs = fail
altezza lights = fail
cut springs x altezza lights = fail 2

so therefore you = failure
your parents = ????
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Old 18th March 2008, 05:08 PM   #23 (permalink)
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your parents = ????
screwed up bigtime..

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Kicked out of Mags and Selwyn... Workin at the Pub, Hittin on the drunk bitches...

I spend my time fuckin about, annoyin people and breaking shit... Fuck its fun!

YAAAH BITCH YAAAH!!

Life goal; Aim low and aviod disappointment.
well at least we know why he got kicked from mags... and selwyn... COS he's soo frieken dumb he cant spell avoid... and was running around like soulja boy screaming yaaar bitch yaar and he be white...
and wow.. hitting on drunk bitches while you are working.. shit.. thats bad.. usually they hit on the barman.. you must be ugly...

and yeah i think thats all for now...
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Old 18th March 2008, 05:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Alright alright, I'm sure he gets the message, lol.
Just get some keeper springs dude ...

Love the pic Chris.
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Old 18th March 2008, 05:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Alright alright, I'm sure he gets the message, lol.
Just get some keeper springs dude ...

Love the pic Chris.
and a cert
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