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Old 19th March 2007, 09:35 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Luke, I SAID I AM GETTING THE EVO 2 in the other thread. Geezuz, be original will you? Get the Evo 3.

Shogun Run, I'll give you a run if you definitely are heading to the next night drags. I'll be racing my POS EG civic though. EG3. Lousy 1300cc carbie.. I sprayed my bonnet black to make it look like a race car. You can smoke me easily in your Evo 1. Show the crowd how slow these Hondas are. Cool?
i said ill race anyone. its these clowns that are trying to start shit

Oh btw i shud tell u guys i post here coz i'm atracted 2 boiz anyway n the otha nite when my bf was bangin me he said he knew sum dude on here.
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:37 PM   #77 (permalink)
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loads of shit
lol bed time aye bro, dont forget to wire brush the crustys off ya knob from ya takas h0s
dress up nice tomorrow buddy, ya wanna look good for ya pictorial debut on nzhondas :wink:
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:39 PM   #78 (permalink)
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loads of shit
lol bed time aye bro, dont forget to wire brush the crustys off ya knob from ya takas h0s
dress up nice tomorrow buddy, ya wanna look good for ya pictorial debut on nzhondas :wink:
I'm looking forward to this. Don't let us down
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:42 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Luke, I SAID I AM GETTING THE EVO 2 in the other thread. Geezuz, be original will you? Get the Evo 3.

Shogun Run, I'll give you a run if you definitely are heading to the next night drags. I'll be racing my POS EG civic though. EG3. Lousy 1300cc carbie.. I sprayed my bonnet black to make it look like a race car. You can smoke me easily in your Evo 1. Show the crowd how slow these Hondas are. Cool?
i said ill race anyone. its these clowns that are trying to start shit
Go to the Jtune drag day, 20th of April, I gaurauntee 90% of the Hondas (probably mine too if its back on the road) there will serve your ugly ass to your trash talking retarded pimpled up face!! so you can lick your ringpiece
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:42 PM   #80 (permalink)
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bahahah i should lock this but i cant

i just LOL hard

btw i still like evo 3's
genuine ones tho haha not this gsr with evo3 kit
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:47 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Luke, I SAID I AM GETTING THE EVO 2 in the other thread. Geezuz, be original will you? Get the Evo 3.

Shogun Run, I'll give you a run if you definitely are heading to the next night drags. I'll be racing my POS EG civic though. EG3. Lousy 1300cc carbie.. I sprayed my bonnet black to make it look like a race car. You can smoke me easily in your Evo 1. Show the crowd how slow these Hondas are. Cool?
i said ill race anyone. its these clowns that are trying to start shit
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:48 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Shogun Rua... We should have our own little race, im sure my little 1500 will give you a good run lol. i mean, its about the driver, not the car haha
should be fair, as im a school student too...








boy, am i 'cool'?
hopefully i dont get insulted for my comment lol
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:54 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Shogun Rua - I got a question for you.

What would a woodchuck do if the woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood?

It's bugging me.
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:06 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Shogun Rua - I got a question for you.

What would a woodchuck do if the woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood?

It's bugging me.
and which came first? the chicken or the egg?
actually i think it was the rooster 8)
no lockie, i gettin pics of this baller
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:14 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Luke, I SAID I AM GETTING THE EVO 2 in the other thread. Geezuz, be original will you? Get the Evo 3.

Shogun Run, I'll give you a run if you definitely are heading to the next night drags. I'll be racing my POS EG civic though. EG3. Lousy 1300cc carbie.. I sprayed my bonnet black to make it look like a race car. You can smoke me easily in your Evo 1. Show the crowd how slow these Hondas are. Cool?
i said ill race anyone. its these clowns that are trying to start shit
Mmm let me see, its probably because you started dizzn all Hondas to be gutless plastic cars on your first visit on the NZHonda. That's not very wise at all. Then you went on to say that your evo1 is the shit. You surely came and introduced yourself to be an ignorant arrogant honda hating pornstar. What sort of reaction do you expect?

We don't go to Mitsi forums and say all Mitsi are shopping trolleys with hair dryers and hondas are the shizzle.

Man I'm getting sick of your shit...care to race for pink slips on the JTUNE drags? I need a cheap ass 4dr evo for grocery shopping.
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:15 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I'll leave this open because it's late and I need the entertainment (should it ever return), but I'll say this. Any more ganksta BS "calling out/laying down" or threats of violence and there will be some banning going on. Specifically Shogun Rua and Naturally Aspirated. READ THE DAMN FORUM RULES. Got it?
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:28 PM   #87 (permalink)
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^^ The Mod Has Spoken...

lol now kids.. remember dont smoke crack...

i love that line.. but can never remember what movie its from

but it seriously applies to this weirdo...

i wonder what would happen if he went on rota havik or something and dissed rota's.. somehow i dont think he would come out of that one...

PS: grow up, Shut up, your car isnt the greatest car in the world (not sayin mine is either)... when you own a bugatti veyron (sp) (i aint saying its the greatest car but daym *drools* ) THAT is when you can say Hondas are plastic toy cars ..
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:29 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Luke, I SAID I AM GETTING THE EVO 2 in the other thread. Geezuz, be original will you? Get the Evo 3.

Shogun Run, I'll give you a run if you definitely are heading to the next night drags. I'll be racing my POS EG civic though. EG3. Lousy 1300cc carbie.. I sprayed my bonnet black to make it look like a race car. You can smoke me easily in your Evo 1. Show the crowd how slow these Hondas are. Cool?

Sorry bro i didnt know you wanted one i might get one like this
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...231&key=758520

Its got the chamilion paint like that rapper chamilionare

Or i might get an evo 0 there fast as

If you want to sell your civic let me know my mum really likes its racing Style look
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:49 PM   #89 (permalink)
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lol now kids.. remember dont smoke crack...

i love that line.. but can never remember what movie its from
It's from " water boy" When Bobby trys to explain to those kids how to play fuseball
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:51 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Man I'm getting sick of your shit...care to race for pink slips on the JTUNE drags? I need a cheap ass 4dr evo for grocery shopping.
Haha thats gold!!!

Even I'd give it a try, mates Evo1 only managed a 14.5.....

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lol now kids.. remember dont smoke crack...

i love that line.. but can never remember what movie its from
Waterboy FTW

*edit, Damn Frost, your just too fast
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Old 19th March 2007, 10:53 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I'm having 2nd thoughts about racing now. Too scary for me.
I think I'll save the money.

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If you want to sell your civic let me know my mum really likes its racing Style look
How much will she pay?

Wow, I got my post count up a lot today.
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Old 19th March 2007, 11:02 PM   #92 (permalink)
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i looooove this post. Something funny to read before bleeming sleep. I bet SHOGUN RUA's dreaming of running his 10second 1/4mile with all the hoes in his PHATTTTTT ASSSS EVO1!! Damn i'm jealous aye. Cranking up the booooost bro.. 35psi here comes EVO1 LoL at you dude. DAMN i wanna see this evo. PICS PICS PICS. Man shogun, make sure u get some taka hoes to pose for the cam. I bet they'll be flattered since U DA MAN!
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Old 19th March 2007, 11:11 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I'm with rua here, all you hondas can't do anything better then 18's.

get a real car,

my subie 4wd will do 12's easy. it's got like 2 turbos, you honda's ain't got nothing on me, I have each turbo boosting at 20psi which gives me 40psi total of boost running at a rate where the dyno goes off.

bring on the 20th or the 22nd.

Let's show these honda boys they're nothing but a bunch of whiney lying man whores.


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Old 20th March 2007, 02:16 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 20th March 2007, 02:16 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I'm with rua here, all you hondas can't do anything better then 18's.

get a real car,

my subie 4wd will do 12's easy. it's got like 2 turbos, you honda's ain't got nothing on me, I have each turbo boosting at 20psi which gives me 40psi total of boost running at a rate where the dyno goes off.

bring on the 20th or the 22nd.

Let's show these honda boys they're nothing but a bunch of whiney lying man whores.


SUBIE POWER!!






LMAO bro..i've had a GTB too.....and it got smoked ALOT by Hondas

Geeeze, dont u know a phatazevoau wud smoke u?
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Old 20th March 2007, 08:37 AM   #96 (permalink)
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I'm with rua here, all you hondas can't do anything better then 18's.

get a real car,

my subie 4wd will do 12's easy. it's got like 2 turbos, you honda's ain't got nothing on me, I have each turbo boosting at 20psi which gives me 40psi total of boost running at a rate where the dyno goes off.

bring on the 20th or the 22nd.

Let's show these honda boys they're nothing but a bunch of whiney lying man whores.


SUBIE POWER!!






LMAO bro..i've had a GTB too.....and it got smoked ALOT by Hondas

Geeeze, dont u know a phatazevoau wud smoke u?

nah ah!!

i beat my dad's CRV anyday!
stoopid honda!!

even the vtec FIT has nothing on me.
stupid vtec
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Old 20th March 2007, 09:02 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Hondas are gay. Seriously, like, mine doesn't even have cupholders and my mates is running fuckin 25psi at the cupholers. So impractical. Nor do I have anywhere to put my pie while I drive.
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Old 20th March 2007, 09:10 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Why even reply to this tool?

I used to bang a taka grammar girl back in the day... sigh.. memories.
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Old 20th March 2007, 09:24 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Just FYI, our new friend is posting from *.waikato.ac.nz

There are 14 other registered users that are posting from there as well, so no doubt it's one of them being a dick, or if it's someone new, someone will know them.

NZHondas.com - Most Gullible Members Evar.

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Old 20th March 2007, 09:47 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Just FYI, our new friend is posting from *.waikato.ac.nz

There are 14 other registered users that are posting from there as well, so no doubt it's one of them being a dick, or if it's someone new, someone will know them.

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Lol, nice work
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