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Old 19th March 2007, 08:24 PM   #26 (permalink)
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what kinda springs are you running try soft ones in the rear so when it launchs weight goes to the back and loads up the diff its easyer to get the power down with rear wheels then the front

Ignore the haters there just jealous im saving up for an evo 2 myself
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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where the fuck is my pizza?
im just gonna read, you guys seem to be doing well
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:27 PM   #29 (permalink)
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what kinda springs are you running try soft ones in the rear so when it launchs weight goes to the back and loads up the diff its easyer to get the power down with rear wheels then the front

Ignore the haters there just jealous im saving up for an evo 2 myself
are u retarded? 8psi is running on the rims. im not fuking with my suspension i just race as it is. i will still run low 13's and u dont run low 14's in a fkin accord
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
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what kinda springs are you running try soft ones in the rear so when it launchs weight goes to the back and loads up the diff its easyer to get the power down with rear wheels then the front

Ignore the haters there just jealous im saving up for an evo 2 myself
are u retarded? 8psi is running on the rims. im not fuking with my suspension i just race as it is. i will still run low 13's and u dont run low 14's in a fkin accord
LOL .. actually im literally rolling on the floor and cant stop!
 
Old 19th March 2007, 08:30 PM   #31 (permalink)
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actually yes, "horny devil" went to takapuna grammer today just before he came into my work and he tells me that your lancer is a white lx or mx and the only other car there of interest was a riced up honda which is typical of little schoolboys.........
LOL! Where the pics at??? We need proof
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are u retarded? 8psi is running on the rims. im not fuking with my suspension i just race as it is. i will still run low 13's and u dont run low 14's in a fkin accord
try 8psi and see for yourself, maybe the extra drop in the ride height of the car might help some of the larger 'h0es' to get inside.
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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what kinda springs are you running try soft ones in the rear so when it launchs weight goes to the back and loads up the diff its easyer to get the power down with rear wheels then the front

Ignore the haters there just jealous im saving up for an evo 2 myself
are u retarded? 8psi is running on the rims. im not fuking with my suspension i just race as it is. i will still run low 13's and u dont run low 14's in a fkin accord

Nah seriously im not kidding 8psi is perfect when air heats up (ie racing ) it expands therefore creating more pressure Basic physics really

Sorry to say bro my car did run a 14.09 with an intake and no seats theres about 20 or so people on this forum that can where there on the day to prove it
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see now someones trying to be nice with helpful advice and you are kicking it back at them.... and yes he did run very low 14's in a fairly stock accord
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Why are you guys laughing the tips i gave above would and will help an Evo to go faster its basic's set ups that most people dont think about to go faster
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Why are you guys laughing the tips i gave above would and will help an Evo to go faster its basic's set ups that most people dont think about to go faster
incase you didn't know, I was laughing at his comment about your accord not doing 14's ..
 
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actually yes, "horny devil" went to takapuna grammer today just before he came into my work and he tells me that your lancer is a white lx or mx and the only other car there of interest was a riced up honda which is typical of little schoolboys.........
Nah man - it's a Mitsubishi "Style" Evo - that's why
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^^ not laughing at you mate it was the fact that you tried to help this dude out with sound advice and he bit your head off
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An evo should run low 13's. Operative word being should, this homo mightn't be able to do that. BTW drag day is 20th april meremere, JTUNE drag day, come to the day, bet you wont though.
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An evo should run low 13's. Operative word being should, this homo mightn't be able to do that. BTW drag day is 20th april meremere, JTUNE drag day, come to the day, bet you wont though.
Of course he won't be there. He's got school! Any doctors on NZhondas? Can write him a medical certificate...
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An evo should run low 13's. Operative word being should, this homo mightn't be able to do that. BTW drag day is 20th april meremere, JTUNE drag day, come to the day, bet you wont though.
Of course he won't be there. He's got school! Any doctors on NZhondas? Can write him a medical certificate...
farrr , hell juz wag da skol brah, wid th hoze au
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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An evo running 13's is like an ITR running low 15's, fucking boring and slow.
The fact that you even feel the need to compare your 2L turbo 4wd to a naturally aspirated fwd with smaller displacement is a good indication of the size of your brain/penis.
Unless you're running in the 12's there will probably be a couple of hondas at the night drags who will hand you your ass on a silver platter. And as for superlap... please, pretty please can you enter??!! :wink:
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ill race you, ill bring my Nike's.

Even though im a smoker, ill run naked so you can see my ass in your windscreen the whole race.


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luke pwns > this thread.... bahahhahahahahaahah

mx lancer FTMFW!!!!
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Re: whens the next drag day or track day in auckland region

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i will race anyone of you. and also did anyone come see my car today
Dude you are fking retarded....

Do us all a favor
go grab a blade and go slit your wrists... this way you will loose all your blood and alot of weight and hence u will run flat 10's in ur stock evo.
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Old 19th March 2007, 08:59 PM   #49 (permalink)
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what kinda springs are you running try soft ones in the rear so when it launchs weight goes to the back and loads up the diff its easyer to get the power down with rear wheels then the front

Ignore the haters there just jealous im saving up for an evo 2 myself
are u retarded? 8psi is running on the rims. im not fuking with my suspension i just race as it is. i will still run low 13's and u dont run low 14's in a fkin accord
Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? Because you come across as kind of retarded.
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Old 19th March 2007, 09:01 PM   #50 (permalink)
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actually yes, "horny devil" went to takapuna grammer today just before he came into my work and he tells me that your lancer is a white lx or mx and the only other car there of interest was a riced up honda which is typical of little schoolboys.........
Nah man - it's a Mitsubishi "Style" Evo - that's why
i hear they sell that stuff now (style) maybe they could also bottle testosterone and sell that ?? it appears shogun rau has a plentifull supply

unfortunatly no pics of the said lancer
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