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Old 18th March 2007, 05:20 PM   #101 (permalink)
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^ ^ ^ Why are you posting pics of my ride?
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:21 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Yeah fuck I know mang, I mean that s15 I was just watching at manfield the other week only had an integra up its arse waiting for a gap for like 3 laps it then the sil hit the mean boosts and spunned out mang, dats rite so fast he spund out, but I mean serves that integra running standard everything except suspension right for being better competition than the sil which probably had 1 and a half times the amount of power coz me and my m8z just lyk yelled lyk, "fukn gay hondaz I hopz uz gay gay honda diks dye" and lyk this one guy laughed, turbo 4 lyf mang,, cefiros 4 lyf mang gizzas 4 lyf mang inbreeding causes turbo children 4 lyf mang.

Seriously you sound like the kind of gimp who chops springs and controls boost with a boost tap, I wish your father had've used a condom so my temporary internet files weren't wasted with the bytes which appear to be your very vacant and little thoughts.

You appear to know as much about what goes into a decent car as your dad did about contraception, and your mum did about alcoholism during pregnancy, so please take your unrealistic and small minded opinion elsewhere, nobody wants to hear about your "Ev0 0f d0om n' y0 hoz" because your evo is slow and your "hoes" have diseases.
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:22 PM   #103 (permalink)
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and we all know the shore has some fucken hot chicks, hey ive been to takas on a thurs night

DAMN theres some eye candy there

god bless takas on a thurs night
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damn I meet you in some random places spanky
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:23 PM   #104 (permalink)
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^^^^^^ bo, u shud tak of the filta and bang on a garret wit d biggest extewrnal yo
bo i culd tak dat out afta 10 o clck an pik up dem biches wif pubics even 8)
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:24 PM   #105 (permalink)
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hahahahahah only a old rusty Evo1? mang that must be the shizzle ride. err like 15 years ago

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:29 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Shuush.. DC2 Integras are about 15 years old too. ops:
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:34 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Keep it NZH, take this guy to the cleaners, and then some!

NZH Fo Lyfe
werent u on P car forums and hated hondas?
im not bagging but i find it funny how ppl hate hondas until they own one hahah

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and we all know the shore has some fucken hot chicks, hey ive been to takas on a thurs night

DAMN theres some eye candy there

god bless takas on a thurs night
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damn I meet you in some random places spanky
thats coz ur tryen to pick up young shore girls in ur tanga hahah
wish i lived on the shore and owned a tanga
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:36 PM   #108 (permalink)
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LOL this dude reminds of this tard that posted a question on my tegs auction on trademe

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id give u 7 cash.u cant tell people ther 170hp(stock) thats the stock hp of a gsr, b16a is no more than 145hp posted by: kerryleecrosby (0 ) 5:36 pm, Tue 27 Feb
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:36 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Shuush.. DC2 Integras are about 15 years old too. ops:
oh shit..... i guess with 8 models replacing the Evo 1... it makes it feel really old ops:
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:40 PM   #110 (permalink)
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ill go for a drive tomorrow as i have the day off
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:46 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Shuush.. DC2 Integras are about 15 years old too. ops:
oh shit..... i guess with 8 models replacing the Evo 1... it makes it feel really old ops:
There upto the 10 now, hondas are toy cars compared to some, makes them great fun to drive loving driving my honda.
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:47 PM   #112 (permalink)
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It's nearly 5pm - mum's calling me. She says it's bed time - but if I eat all my greens i'm aloud to use the internet again tomorrow
Ohhh, I missed out on the little boy talking shit
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:00 PM   #113 (permalink)
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damn im gonna have to wait outside the school and see if i can see any evos.

its probably a lancer MX
I'll come too, I just live around the corner
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Plz count me in!! Haha.

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Whats so bad about an evo one,everyone seems to hate them, imo its not that much different to that of an evo 2.

Dude, I had an evo one as my first car, i built it up and still do love it because i did, correct yes it is the fastest car i have owned, but my most enjoyable car i have owned was my civic type R ,it's a drivers car thats why and I unlike you can appreciate that.
I had a 99 evo b4 and it kicked as. I reckon they're nice to drive but my 99 DB8 feels more low slung Type Rs are definitely more of a drivers car. besides that, NA is better on track anywayz coz you don't get overheating problems

Shogun, i want to see pics of ya ""HOT AS"" evo *COUGH**COUGH*..... Uhm maybe not, i've got better things to do like go to work and make some money
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:01 PM   #114 (permalink)
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It's nearly 5pm - mum's calling me. She says it's bed time - but if I eat all my greens i'm aloud to use the internet again tomorrow
Ohhh, I missed out on the little boy talking shit
same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damnit i wanted to play....

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Old 18th March 2007, 06:02 PM   #115 (permalink)
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in before the effing lock chur
man this is what happens when ya do the enduro races on forza and dont check ur comp on a sunday afternoon... wonder if hes out scrubbin his cock with a wire brush to get all the shore girl diseases off?

if im out takas tomorrow for work ill go get some pics
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:10 PM   #116 (permalink)
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If the mods can find his IP address he's using we can all DDOS the fucker!! that should teach him !
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:14 PM   #117 (permalink)
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I vote death by nzh bukkake meet;

Time:lunchtime monday the 19th
Place:Takapuna grammar, at the evo in the carpark with the individual in question posing by it.
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:21 PM   #118 (permalink)
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I forgot to mention bring your money box, cause we'll be shooting money ;p
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:25 PM   #119 (permalink)
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I vote death by nzh bukkake meet;

Time:lunchtime monday the 19th
Place:Takapuna grammar, at the evo in the carpark with the individual in question posing by it.
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:26 PM   #120 (permalink)
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We (me and mrs) were sitting in the spa last night and our cat climbed a tree next to the spa and then freaked out and did a massive bomb out of the tree into the spa!! true story.
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:28 PM   #121 (permalink)
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We (me and mrs) were sitting in the spa last night and our cat climbed a tree next to the spa and then freaked out and did a massive bomb out of the tree into the spa!! true story.
was a sik ev0 gating past???
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:29 PM   #122 (permalink)
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We (me and mrs) were sitting in the spa last night and our cat climbed a tree next to the spa and then freaked out and did a massive bomb out of the tree into the spa!! true story.
righto :thumbsup:

i know it was as relevant as the thread itself
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:29 PM   #123 (permalink)
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I dont think the guy really exsists surely..

if he does, i pity the fool. you kinow who else pity's this fool?>>>>

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Old 18th March 2007, 06:30 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 18th March 2007, 06:31 PM   #125 (permalink)
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i know it was as relevant as the thread itself
Meh, its one of the funniest things that I've seen in a long time and I've been waiting for an oppertunity to share. No pics tho, don't usually have the camera with me in the spa, unless.............. 8)
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