hondas are plastic toy cars - Page 4

Ali · 18th March 2007, 04:10 PM

Come on mate if your going to do something properly do it once do it right.

Can you not score chicks with out having a evo gsr that goes pssssssssssssttsssssssssssshhhhhhhh

SK1TZ- EF · 18th March 2007, 04:10 PM

Fock bro, you picked yourself up a Lancer, w00t w00t yo, did it come with a Trucker cap? or sum aviators bro? did your hair turn peroxide blonde and you started wearing tight white shorts too?
Did you grow breasts?
I suppose you gonna fit some "Performance lights" and some racing chromez too?

dont worry man, at least you know you have a penis, but anybody else that sees you driving a lancer may not....if you can call less than an ince a penis, lol

sam

Spanky69r · 18th March 2007, 04:11 PM

ur prob all jealous
coz this guy knows hes onto a good thing

Driving his bad ass evo1 with his rusty roof and external going hard picking up all these skanky shore girls

and we all know the shore has some fucken hot chicks, hey ive been to takas on a thurs night

DAMN theres some eye candy there

god bless takas on a thurs night

Moclov · 18th March 2007, 04:13 PM

Yup, living where I do has its benefits :wink:

theirlaw · 18th March 2007, 04:16 PM

can't believe my luck!

SK1TZ- EF · 18th March 2007, 04:27 PM

I couldnt beleive I got in either, esp when it was 2 pages when i saw it, and came back after an hour and its grown to 4pages...

Maybe he got grounded coz some big mean men followed him home coz he got smart at the lights, and daddy had to talk them out of beating/Raping his pussy ass...and now daddy is thinking twice about showing how much he "loved" his son by buying him an EVO and putting it under his name so the insurance wasnt as much as the car is worth every year.....

Takapuna Grammer is a rather Ironic name, dont ya think?

You kind of remind me of a customers boyfriend who came in here once...

I had just sold her a nice tidy GLXi lancer auto...he came in an hour later, and his only question (despite it being a nice sensible car for his future family, as they were 17 and she was preg)

"Is it Turbz bro?"

"sorry?"

"Is it Turbed man?"

"Umm, no, its just an 1800 auto"

"Aww stink" ........walks away

FFS Highschool kids are fucked in the head

Danielle · 18th March 2007, 04:28 PM

Well what can I say,
Just another shore boy fag who wishes he had a honda cause
all the bitches love them.... speaking from experience here.

Gweedo · 18th March 2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun Rua

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moclov

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny_Devil

damn im gonna have to wait outside the school and see if i can see any evos.

its probably a lancer MX

I'll come too, I just live around the corner

ill meet you outside if you want. you can see my car

Hey kiddo... Do you have pubes? No? Well, I have millions which places me in a position to give you some advice:

The reason we all drive toy plastic N/A cars is because they're more of a challenge. Where's the effort involved in 'winding up the boost' only to be thrashed by a Honda around the track? I thought you'd know a thing or two about challenges after trying to fit in with the cool crowd all your life. It can't be easy, especially when you're missing a chromosome. Nevermind son, keep your chin up, stay at school and be nice to your Mum but for the love of God, PLEASE don't reproduce!

MS JDM · 18th March 2007, 04:40 PM

Haha an evo 1, what a joke!

freestiLe · 18th March 2007, 04:40 PM

man you guys get fired up quick
he's probably sitting around with his mates at their toyspeed lan meet and lol'ing it up

FREEZN · 18th March 2007, 04:41 PM

this kid sounds like my mate

SK1TZ- EF · 18th March 2007, 04:42 PM

For the record, I am going home now, to my sexy ass wife, who thinks EVO are for fags, and that Chromies are for Homies...

I will sleep well tonight, knowing i have nothing to do with people like you.....and that my car, being a pissy little EF with a 1600 Vtec, would probably rape you silly on any challenging road.....

you do realise filling your car up with STD infected sluts makes your car slower, not faster, eh?

Keep it NZH, take this guy to the cleaners, and then some!

NZH Fo Lyfe

Grin-T · 18th March 2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun Rua

they give the illusion of some speed the u wake up to the reality when u drag and every car burns past you. u rice rocket riders ruin the car scene get a turbo atleast

tu true, is good Evo are bestest.
I'm saving ups too bro. Evo II.

II = I + I

I'm edumacated bro. Like you. We should hang out. Drink few good alcomaholics. Laugh at Honda boys.

[INSERT] Gangsta hand signals [/INSERT]

slow DB8 · 18th March 2007, 04:49 PM

Shogun, i'd like to see you in J-Tune drag meet and see how fast ya evo can go. LoL. What you've said is uncalled for. Ppl with fast cars never claim how fast their car can go or discriminate other ppls car. U have a lot too learn kid. Power is nothing without control. N bout restricted n picking up chicks from high school, LOL AT YOU. Thank God none of us has to stoop at ya mentality

DrRubber · 18th March 2007, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grin-T

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun Rua

they give the illusion of some speed the u wake up to the reality when u drag and every car burns past you. u rice rocket riders ruin the car scene get a turbo atleast

tu true, is good Evo are bestest.
I'm saving ups too bro. Evo II.

II = I + I

I'm edumacated bro. Like you. We should hang out. Drink few good alcomaholics. Laugh at Honda boys.

[INSERT]

[/INSERT]

WingIt · 18th March 2007, 04:52 PM

I think you (shogun) are the best example of why family members shouldnt breed...

Grin-T · 18th March 2007, 04:53 PM

I'm done. I can only do come up with so much sarcastic comments a day.

The kid gets an A+ for trying though.

Thanks badcf4. That was the exact hand signal I was thinking of.

slow DB8 · 18th March 2007, 04:56 PM

CF4 ur the man!!

trend.whore · 18th March 2007, 04:58 PM

Is that kid missing fingers?

A++ thread. Will read again.

Grin-T · 18th March 2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trend.whore

Is that kid missing fingers?

Nah, he's just doing my secret gangsta sign. It means..

"SEE. One plus One equals TWO."

Only the true homies get it.

CRZYSi · 18th March 2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slow DB8

CF4 ur the man!!

haha yea i dont wanna know where you got the gay pics from lolz ...

your only cool is you own a EVO

Horny_Devil · 18th March 2007, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moclov

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny_Devil

damn im gonna have to wait outside the school and see if i can see any evos.

its probably a lancer MX

I'll come too, I just live around the corner

NZH meet anyone

pedestrain A · 18th March 2007, 05:13 PM

This thread is meaningless without the said EVO that can blast off skirts and all!

Some one who lives near Takapuna go and take a pic and while they're at it, take a pic of this legend of a man too thanks!

Nyemetz1 · 18th March 2007, 05:16 PM

Whats so bad about an evo one,everyone seems to hate them, imo its not that much different to that of an evo 2.

Dude, I had an evo one as my first car, i built it up and still do love it because i did, correct yes it is the fastest car i have owned, but my most enjoyable car i have owned was my civic type R ,it's a drivers car thats why and I unlike you can appreciate that.

manked · 18th March 2007, 05:18 PM

damn...i think i hate hondas now after such a compelling argument. have to get rid of my ride now

i bet 5 JDM points one of the moderators made this thread

18th March 2007, 04:10 PM	#76 (permalink)
Ali Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,088 Location: Hawera	Come on mate if your going to do something properly do it once do it right. Can you not score chicks with out having a evo gsr that goes pssssssssssssttsssssssssssshhhhhhhh __________________ Ex 1998 JDM 1800 EK9 137.2 wkw Rays Automotive 41 SpeedFactory

18th March 2007, 04:10 PM	#77 (permalink)
SK1TZ- EF Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,568 Location: Upper Hutt	Fock bro, you picked yourself up a Lancer, w00t w00t yo, did it come with a Trucker cap? or sum aviators bro? did your hair turn peroxide blonde and you started wearing tight white shorts too? Did you grow breasts? I suppose you gonna fit some "Performance lights" and some racing chromez too? dont worry man, at least you know you have a penis, but anybody else that sees you driving a lancer may not....if you can call less than an ince a penis, lol sam __________________ NEW JOB!--> www.blackwoodspaykels.co.nz Big thanks to all who have helped with muscle and info, you all know who ya are! WSC f0 LyF

18th March 2007, 04:13 PM	#79 (permalink)
Moclov Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,654 Location: Auckland	Yup, living where I do has its benefits :wink: __________________ Nuff said.

18th March 2007, 04:16 PM	#80 (permalink)
theirlaw Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 675 Location: Pukekohe	can't believe my luck! __________________ 'What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law' [- -the prodigy]

18th March 2007, 04:27 PM	#81 (permalink)
SK1TZ- EF Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,568 Location: Upper Hutt	I couldnt beleive I got in either, esp when it was 2 pages when i saw it, and came back after an hour and its grown to 4pages... Maybe he got grounded coz some big mean men followed him home coz he got smart at the lights, and daddy had to talk them out of beating/Raping his pussy ass...and now daddy is thinking twice about showing how much he "loved" his son by buying him an EVO and putting it under his name so the insurance wasnt as much as the car is worth every year..... Takapuna Grammer is a rather Ironic name, dont ya think? You kind of remind me of a customers boyfriend who came in here once... I had just sold her a nice tidy GLXi lancer auto...he came in an hour later, and his only question (despite it being a nice sensible car for his future family, as they were 17 and she was preg) "Is it Turbz bro?" "sorry?" "Is it Turbed man?" "Umm, no, its just an 1800 auto" "Aww stink" ........walks away FFS Highschool kids are fucked in the head __________________ NEW JOB!--> www.blackwoodspaykels.co.nz Big thanks to all who have helped with muscle and info, you all know who ya are! WSC f0 LyF

18th March 2007, 04:28 PM	#82 (permalink)
Danielle Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,041 Location: Te Puke	Well what can I say, Just another shore boy fag who wishes he had a honda cause all the bitches love them.... speaking from experience here. __________________ *For that custom tee you've always wanted...* http://www.sendatee.co.nz

18th March 2007, 04:40 PM	#84 (permalink)
MS JDM Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 253 Location: Christchurch	Haha an evo 1, what a joke! __________________

18th March 2007, 04:40 PM	#85 (permalink)
freestiLe Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 537 Location: Auckland	man you guys get fired up quick he's probably sitting around with his mates at their toyspeed lan meet and lol'ing it up __________________ myspace is so 2006

18th March 2007, 04:41 PM	#86 (permalink)
FREEZN Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 692 Location: Christchurch	this kid sounds like my mate

18th March 2007, 04:42 PM	#87 (permalink)
SK1TZ- EF Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,568 Location: Upper Hutt	For the record, I am going home now, to my sexy ass wife, who thinks EVO are for fags, and that Chromies are for Homies... I will sleep well tonight, knowing i have nothing to do with people like you.....and that my car, being a pissy little EF with a 1600 Vtec, would probably rape you silly on any challenging road..... you do realise filling your car up with STD infected sluts makes your car slower, not faster, eh? Keep it NZH, take this guy to the cleaners, and then some! NZH Fo Lyfe __________________ NEW JOB!--> www.blackwoodspaykels.co.nz Big thanks to all who have helped with muscle and info, you all know who ya are! WSC f0 LyF

18th March 2007, 04:49 PM	#89 (permalink)
slow DB8 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 498 Location: Auckland	Shogun, i'd like to see you in J-Tune drag meet and see how fast ya evo can go. LoL. What you've said is uncalled for. Ppl with fast cars never claim how fast their car can go or discriminate other ppls car. U have a lot too learn kid. Power is nothing without control. N bout restricted n picking up chicks from high school, LOL AT YOU. Thank God none of us has to stoop at ya mentality

18th March 2007, 04:52 PM	#91 (permalink)
WingIt Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque) Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,769 Location: Whakatane	I think you (shogun) are the best example of why family members shouldnt breed...

18th March 2007, 04:53 PM	#92 (permalink)
Grin-T Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,865 Location: Auckland	I'm done. I can only do come up with so much sarcastic comments a day. The kid gets an A+ for trying though. Thanks badcf4. That was the exact hand signal I was thinking of.

18th March 2007, 04:56 PM	#93 (permalink)
slow DB8 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 498 Location: Auckland	CF4 ur the man!!

18th March 2007, 04:58 PM	#94 (permalink)
trend.whore Senior Member 11,000rpm (Spoon B16B!!) Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,868 Location: North Shore City	Is that kid missing fingers? A++ thread. Will read again. __________________ GFB PARTS NOW AVAILABLE HERE! Moonlight Racing / A'PEXi, HKS, Greddy, Cusco and many more!

18th March 2007, 05:13 PM	#98 (permalink)
pedestrain A Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 476 Location: Auckland	This thread is meaningless without the said EVO that can blast off skirts and all! Some one who lives near Takapuna go and take a pic and while they're at it, take a pic of this legend of a man too thanks!

18th March 2007, 05:16 PM	#99 (permalink)
Nyemetz1 Senior Member 6,000rpm (Max Torque) Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,629 Location: Auckland	Whats so bad about an evo one,everyone seems to hate them, imo its not that much different to that of an evo 2. Dude, I had an evo one as my first car, i built it up and still do love it because i did, correct yes it is the fastest car i have owned, but my most enjoyable car i have owned was my civic type R ,it's a drivers car thats why and I unlike you can appreciate that. __________________ Want meets with other enthusiasts too? Nissan, ,Toyota, Subaru etc -www.jspecgroup.com

18th March 2007, 05:18 PM	#100 (permalink)
manked Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 561 Location: Wellington	damn...i think i hate hondas now after such a compelling argument. have to get rid of my ride now i bet 5 JDM points one of the moderators made this thread __________________ Only three things interest me in life, cars, women and drainpipes.

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