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Old 18th March 2007, 03:54 PM   #51 (permalink)
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s15's have their place and it aint racing on the track
Where the fuck is it then bitch? Are they not a base for gt300 car's in the jgtc I'd call that a race based car that would be good on the track?(albeit not as good as others) Does your evo turn corners or just "do da mean takapuna dragz afta skool"
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Old 18th March 2007, 03:54 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Come on NZHonda members! This MUST be someone from here posting under another name, because no-one can actually be this retarded and still know how to use a computer - someone from here got bored and took you all for the ride.........
this is what i thought at first - but i didnt think any of our members were quite silly enough to keep it up - boredom sure, but this is painful with the lack of present brain cells.....
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Old 18th March 2007, 03:54 PM   #53 (permalink)
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North Shores getting pretty fucken ghetto
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Old 18th March 2007, 03:56 PM   #54 (permalink)
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this is what i thought at first - but i didnt think any of our members were quite silly enough to keep it up - boredom sure, but this is painful with the lack of present brain cells.....
Just move it into off topic - sounds like its doing him some good, if his car was that great he'd be out driving it, and if it got him that many bitchez he'd be doing them... but instead he's here, so I think it'd be the good samaritanly thing to do to give him something to do. Think of it as keeping gangsta try hard scum off the streets.
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Old 18th March 2007, 03:58 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I thought Takapuna Grammar was turning to shit when I left, this kinda proves it
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Old 18th March 2007, 03:58 PM   #56 (permalink)
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This isn't Lee from Red Beach's little brother? It sound's like the little retard. LOL. Remember, its not the car that makes it GHEY, its the GHEY OWNER...
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:00 PM   #57 (permalink)
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omg...cnt beliv dis tread i almst miss out for da lock au chur my evo is da bomb and youz in ur rice rokets are al shit 8O

seriously dude wake the fuck up your telling us our cars are gay rice rockets and yet your car also comes from japan.......guess what they eat alot of rice in japan....come back when you have a clue.......and make that comment when you have a car that hails from europe or the states......because you with your factory 7psi cant go out after ten and suck the big pHat insurance premiums evo fuck all (probly just a 1300 lancer) need to reKogniZe au that you are a result of these two dudes breeding



oh and i just wanted to tell you







1x vote for hall of LOL 8)
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:01 PM   #58 (permalink)
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holy shit,maybe this guy is right.

i should get a turbo, like everyone else, and be cool.

*slow clap* *clap* *clap*
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:01 PM   #59 (permalink)
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1x vote for badcf4 for Prime Minister
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:06 PM   #60 (permalink)
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1x vote for badcf4 for Prime Minister
the serious party flopped and my political aspirations came to a halt
plus my bill to change the road code into the D1NZ handbook got overturned i realised that this was not a tru Dmocracy 4 da peepz an da turbz ballaz 8)
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:07 PM   #61 (permalink)
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1x vote for badcf4 for Prime Minister
the serious party flopped and my political aspirations came to a halt
plus my bill to change the road code into the D1NZ handbook got overturned i realised that this was not a tru Dmocracy 4 da peepz an da turbz ballaz 8)
Ah fuck, i'm going to do my assignment. I honestly don't think I can handle much more laughter

Best thread ever :thumbsup:
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:07 PM   #62 (permalink)
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i wana get a gate for my turbz honda but da shop didnt hav ne so im lyk fuk dat sht nd now i duno wat to do?
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:09 PM   #63 (permalink)
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i think our little turbo'd hero may have been sent to bed by mummy and daddy.... no replies
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:15 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I always thank my parents for giving me a decent start in life, by naming me something that won't prevent me from getting a job, and by telling me to never, ever buy a Mitsubishi, because they are by and large overwhelmingly terrible cars.

1990s Hondas have extraordinary build quality, especially compared to a same vintage Mitsubishi, which inevitably has a rusty roof and due to leaking combined with poor interior trim smells like downtown Mogadishu, Somalia inside. I don't think your accusations of Hondas being 'plastic cars' have any subatance to them- but of course, I never took them seriously anyway, thanks to your dismal command of the English language.
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:16 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Re: hondas are plastic toy cars

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they give the illusion of some speed the u wake up to the reality when u drag and every car burns past you. u rice rocket riders ruin the car scene get a turbo atleast
Fucking Emo@! can't wait to see you carve me up round the track, keep cranking the boost up retard, don't go crying to Daddy when a rod comes flying outta the block.

Go suck a cock
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:19 PM   #66 (permalink)
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i dont mind evo's to much myself, but being one eyed about you crash hot car, cause its the best thing since sliced bread aint going to win you any friends. your car is average as far as performance goes as much as you dont like to hear it. evo 1 is old, heavy and dont handle well in stock form.

next time you make a post use your head (and not the one your thinking about)
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:23 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Horny_Devil wrote:
damn im gonna have to wait outside the school and see if i can see any evos.

its probably a lancer MX


I'll come too, I just live around the corner
ill meet you outside if you want. you can see my car
Wanna race after 10pm bitch?
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:24 PM   #68 (permalink)
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It's okay guys, I'll get us some pics of this beast while it's parked outside TGS this week :wink:
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:24 PM   #69 (permalink)
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evo1? fucking lol....i cant think of anything else to say.
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:32 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I don't know whether to cry or laugh Is this fag for real? Ask the Evo and WRX boys who scared them at the Submerge track day? Gecko's B18CR EK, and that fellas B18C Hybrid EF9... they were totally underestimated, and they all described the Honda's as "lethal machines".

Get a life you close-minded munter.
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:54 PM   #71 (permalink)
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$70 for anybody who puts a brick through his window or spray paints vtec on it! literally (through internet banking)! hall of lol!
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:56 PM   #72 (permalink)
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lol Taka Grammar eh.. It's not even school holidays
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Old 18th March 2007, 04:57 PM   #73 (permalink)
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$70 for anybody who puts a brick through his window or spray paints vtec on it! literally (through internet banking)! hall of lol!
Umm yeah. And that would make us as bad as he is.

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Old 18th March 2007, 04:59 PM   #74 (permalink)
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$70 for anybody who puts a brick through his window or spray paints vtec on it! literally (through internet banking)! hall of lol!
Umm yeah. And that would make us as bad as he is.

Bet me to it jody...
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Old 18th March 2007, 05:06 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I want pics of this evvvooo

haha in before the lock
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