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Old 6th October 2006, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

Why are guys in Cefiros so cool?

Sitting at Curletts Rd intersection to go straight. Cefiro with some 'cool' guys in it sitting at lights turning right. 'Cool' guy in back seat winds down window and yells "hey fagnuts".

I turn, smile a cheesy grin and wave, while thinking to myself I could have smoked your non-turbo ass if I wanted to be as cool as you.

This scenario I think is a perfect example of the difference between an enthusiast and a 'cool' guy (loser).

To add to this on the same trip home, a 'smart driver' just before this intersection decided it was legal for someone to stop on yellow lines. This almost caused the accord ahead of me to rear end them, so on the way past I gave them a friendly honk of the horn.

Now for some reason they took offence to being a retard, followed me while honking at me until I turned down the street I wanted and they carried on.

So they took a detour just to continue being the losers they are.

Man what an eventful trip to Burger King. Sorry for the long post but I had to get it off my chest.
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hah should've smoked 'em
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this could probly have been added to the "old guys in holdens" thread but never mind i guess they are two different things.........generally nissan owners are part of the wannabe drift movement, which is basicly a bunch of gay cunts slinging sperm at each other...(dont get me wrong i like drifting but most of the crowd that goes with it are fools) so yea thats what you would expect from people from that part of the scene, dont think it will change in a hurry
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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they're just gutted 'coz they cant afford a rota au
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

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Why are guys in Cefiros so cool?
By and large, they're not. You would never catch an NZH moderator driving something as overblown and overrated as a Cefiro. If they did they'd surely be coming out of the closet.
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hah should've smoked 'em
you wouldnt have.. and we dont condone street racing alex. now do we? 8)
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Old 6th October 2006, 08:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Im the coolest guy here and I dont have a ceferio nor can I spell it, case closed I guess.
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Old 6th October 2006, 10:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hah should've smoked 'em
you wouldnt have.. and we dont condone street racing alex. now do we? 8)
I couldn't even if I tried
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Old 6th October 2006, 10:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

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Why are guys in Cefiros so cool?
By and large, they're not. You would never catch an NZH moderator driving something as overblown and overrated as a Cefiro. If they did they'd surely be coming out of the closet.

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Old 6th October 2006, 11:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Why the hell do I hear so many people saying "Siff-AIR-Oh"?

Like it was spelt Cifearo or something?

Oh it's not just Cefiro drivers... quite often drivers of cars starting with M yell the same things.

Heck, come to think of it, there's plenty of honda-driving hat+hoodie homos...
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Old 6th October 2006, 11:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

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Why are guys in Cefiros so cool?
By and large, they're not. You would never catch an NZH moderator driving something as overblown and overrated as a Cefiro. If they did they'd surely be coming out of the closet.
....Do I hear the closet door creeking Matty? :wink:
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Old 6th October 2006, 11:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My first car was a cef haha, im not gay

Should of told them to get a rotang au!!!
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Old 7th October 2006, 08:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Mate there are idiots in every type of car. You've just got to ignore people like this, they're not worth the effort..

Notice how most the time its the passengers talking the shit? They'll probably go home to their Bata Bullets and dream about owning a fast car one day
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Old 7th October 2006, 08:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Re: I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

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Why are guys in Cefiros so cool?
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Old 7th October 2006, 09:12 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm so cool im Mr Freeze.
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Old 7th October 2006, 09:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Instant driFtAAhhh.. just add cefiro.

Ce fear-o, Ce fire-o
Loh-relle, Loh-Rol

Nissan skyline GTR
Neesarrn Skyliner GeeTeeArrr

So what if you have vtaK, He has a RWD cefiro, makes no difference if it's non turbo/diesel/auto, he does t3h mean drifts au and you still own a honda.

GecKo, I see your high five, dude, hay, and raise you "crazy eyes"
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Old 7th October 2006, 10:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Mate there are idiots in every type of car. You've just got to ignore people like this, they're not worth the effort..

Notice how most the time its the passengers talking the shit? They'll probably go home to their Bata Bullets and dream about owning a fast car one day
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Old 7th October 2006, 10:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 7th October 2006, 10:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 7th October 2006, 11:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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im actually in process of finding a decent cefiro to drop a rb20det into manual conversion with to4e turbo nice big front mount do some drifting sick of ebraking in the civic

but yeah lots of retards out there and and mrs and bois we on road trip to alexander blossum festival stopped in GORE to fill up petrol and my mrs was only in car and some car load of boguns does the fingers to her!!!!!! we were all inside buying pies/kfc

but i mean why they do that ???
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Old 7th October 2006, 11:20 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Mate there are idiots in every type of car. You've just got to ignore people like this, they're not worth the effort..

Notice how most the time its the passengers talking the shit? They'll probably go home to their Bata Bullets and dream about owning a fast car one day
Word. I was driving along the other day and a 'rolla' with 3 passengers pulled up beside me at the lights. The passengers started giving me shit and yelling stuff like "hey wanna race? We'd fucking own you, but you wanna race? Pfft, fucking Honda's", etc etc etc. I just smiled and asked them if they were having a nice evening. Anyway, in the middle of the passengers yelling stuff at me, I heard the driver say "Guys, shut up, he'd fucking cane me, so just shut up!". Then the windows rolled up and they drove off.
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Old 7th October 2006, 11:31 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Fully understand, I work at caltex and i get little kids coming in their old crappy stock nissans asking for 40psi in their tyres,
me"you sure you want 40????"
"oh yeah.. why is that above the usual?"
me"well yeah, and you might not have much grip.."
"..ohyeah.. mean... thats what my friend told me to do, put 40 psi and we can start out drifting.."
me: thinking.. oh god...
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Old 7th October 2006, 11:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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They'll grow out of it one day....
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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They'll grow out of it one day....
After they kill someone by doing mad drifties on public roads
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:05 PM   #25 (permalink)
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GecKo, I see your high five, dude, hay, and raise you "crazy eyes"
Whipppshhh!


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.... sick of ebraking in the civic
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but yeah lots of retards out there....
uhuh hmmmmm got hypocrite?
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