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Old 7th October 2006, 12:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:27 PM   #27 (permalink)
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yeah as i e-brake i call people losers and pull the fingers


look fool i love cars i build cars to make them go fast and i use them!!!
sorry to upset you but yes i do e-brake in public i hit up all the industrial areas normally after midnight and we film it when we can , im in process of making a street video
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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yeah as i e-brake i call people losers and pull the fingers


look fool i love cars i build cars to make them go fast and i use them!!!
sorry to upset you but yes i do e-brake in public i hit up all the industrial areas normally after midnight and we film it when we can , im in process of making a street video
And thats really the image that NZH wants isn't it? Big deal if you love cars, if you loved them so much u'd not risk loosing them doing stupid shit :evil:
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
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and where do i go to practice e-braking ???

ive been doing it for over 3 years now im actuall pretty good at it .

i done a 270 ebrake while spinning hit reverse and went up a drive way to park at work lol

if you call that stupid shit then why do you do up cars???
for show ??? you a ricer??

i dont have a nzh sticker and i dont want one i just on here cause i like talking about hondas ,
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:41 PM   #30 (permalink)
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and where do i go to practice e-braking ???

ive been doing it for over 3 years now im actuall pretty good at it .

i done a 270 ebrake while spinning hit reverse and went up a drive way to park at work lol

if you call that stupid shit then why do you do up cars???
for show ??? you a ricer??
That sir, is the most retarded post ive read in ages. You are an idoit for 2 reasons:

1: E-braking in hondas is very gay. In fact, trying to initiate any sort of drifting in a honda or any fwd is very gay.

2: Doing the stupid shit that you described above on public roads is prety damn stupid.

reason 1 + reason 2 = idiot

idiot = miketurb0honda

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Old 7th October 2006, 12:43 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Re: I wish I could be as 'cool' as...

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hahah lolz funny pic gecko

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well we do up cars to race or maybe for rice but do it on the track MAAN
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:43 PM   #32 (permalink)
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MIKE - HOLY FUCK.

You don't need to ejaculate every god dam thing that comes to your head onto the keyboard, maybe if you kept some shit to yourself you'd last a bit longer on these forums before being banned, AGAIN.

So you do mad skids with yo handbreak, sorry, break, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:43 PM   #33 (permalink)
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have you seen the e-brake in civic's in japan it is freakin awesome !!!!!!
mad as skill!!!!!

your opinion i dont really care i'll still be doing it for another 3 years
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:44 PM   #34 (permalink)
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and where do i go to practice e-braking ???

ive been doing it for over 3 years now im actuall pretty good at it .

i done a 270 ebrake while spinning hit reverse and went up a drive way to park at work lol

if you call that stupid shit then why do you do up cars???
for show ??? you a ricer??

i dont have a nzh sticker and i dont want one i just on here cause i like talking about hondas ,
Well you've probly just offended 1/2 of the people on here, aswel as make yourself sound like a fucking idiot

I do up cars cos I like having a done up car...doesnt make me a ricer does it?

And your hardly one to comment on rice mate....



Big deal you think your good at e-brakes, doing it on a public street is just dumb, end of arguement

And if i saw your car with a NZH sticker i'd be inclined to hand in mine, attitudes like yours are not what the club needs...Go buy a Cefireo
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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thats right my rice with over 2x the stock output power
and there lite7's on there

i just write what i think
i sence another ban coming

i really dont see whats wrong with driving cars hard in industrial areas

i dont race anymore i do that on track for sure but......ebraking they don't like you doing that on way back round lol

ok i'll keep my driving antics to myself :evil:
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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thats right my rice with over 2x the stock output power
And that makes your penis bigger how?

Doing stoopid shit on roads is, wel, stoopid....
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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what are you GAY your talking about PENIS now WTF 8O

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Old 7th October 2006, 12:53 PM   #38 (permalink)
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what are you GAY your talking about PENIS now WTF 8O

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Old 7th October 2006, 12:55 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i'll paint my car white a like 99% of hondas on here and around town!!!cool
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when you do the mad e-brake into a pole and the cops come and fuck you over for loss of traction or something with the video's you took of yourself

I'm gonna laugh slightly less hard (but laugh none the less) when you flatspot your tyres from all the mad e-brake action

You may have painted your Civic gold, but to me and probably a lot of others here, you'll always be McCivic man :wink:
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:56 PM   #41 (permalink)
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and where do i go to practice e-braking ???,
Gymkhanas at Teretonga.

And on the topic of Gore... you were driving a Japper. Thats why.
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Old 7th October 2006, 12:58 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I AM Mc CIVIC 8)



They already flot spotted and stuffed lool
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I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when you do the mad e-brake into a pole and the cops come and fuck you over for loss of traction or something with the video's you took of yourself

I'm gonna laugh slightly less hard (but laugh none the less) when you flatspot your tyres from all the mad e-brake action

You may have painted your Civic gold, but to me and probably a lot of others here, you'll always be McCivic man :wink:
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Old 7th October 2006, 01:01 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 7th October 2006, 01:02 PM   #45 (permalink)
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oh you bet me . you bastard
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Old 7th October 2006, 01:03 PM   #46 (permalink)
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i'll paint my car white a like 99% of hondas on here and around town!!!cool
Yep you got it

OR

I can paint my car McDonalds mustard and go arround thinking im the shizznit, then cover it in gold, chuck a hair dryer on the intake and do the mad ebrake skidz yo

My ex gf's dad happens to be a copper in Invercargil...maybe we should get them to head out on dick head patrol?
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Old 7th October 2006, 01:05 PM   #47 (permalink)
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you dont seem to get it I DONT GIVE A FUCK

i dont lap around i dont care for lapping its justc a waste of petrol


you do knw i never got mccivic on the road no one every seen it in public cause it never got road legal until it was painted gold!!!
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you dont seem to get it I DONT GIVE A FUCK

i dont lap around i dont care for lapping its justc a waste of petrol


you do knw i never got mccivic on the road no one every seen it in public cause it never got road legal until it was painted gold!!!
Ripping up your handbrake while moving is a waste of tyres but you don't seem to mind that
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DOING ANY KIND OF MOTOSPORT IS A WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!!

BUT ITS FUN!!!!
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Old 7th October 2006, 01:08 PM   #50 (permalink)
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DOING ANY KIND OF MOTOSPORT IS A WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!!
Bahahahaha you think doing skids in an industrial area is a motorsport? You make me smile
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