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Old 5th May 2006, 08:27 PM   #51 (permalink)
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thats a kul lude. bet it doesnt have air con!
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Old 5th May 2006, 09:52 PM   #52 (permalink)
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GT wing
neons
send the fat chicks to jenny craig

sorted :thumbsup:

also sticker all over the car,give you about 400kw@wheels

joking....probably a vtec controller ay!?the apexi V-afc....
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Old 6th May 2006, 10:54 AM   #53 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
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Old 6th May 2006, 12:21 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Loose the bonnet so everyone can jizz over your mad poddy and intake man. It'll make racers scared of you, act as an insane weight reduction technique (and air scoop), and pull chicks for sure. Post up some pics :thumbsup:.

And yea, UnitedWeFall is right, put some neons in the engine bay as well.
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Old 6th May 2006, 05:06 PM   #55 (permalink)
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4.5hp?? He don't want 4.5hp... he wants the respect. To some people thats worth more.
Ask any racer, It don't matter if you take out 15kg or 50kg... winnings winning.

You all realise... things are going to get SOOOO much worse once F&F3 Drifts into town Tokyo stylez.
f@#k the respect i want the bitches
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Old 6th May 2006, 10:02 PM   #56 (permalink)
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yea that wud reduce weight good, but unpracticle when i have to travel for 20 min 2 get to town on open roads, and its not kept in a garage, and i dont no where to get a permit thing. anyone know by the way?
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Old 7th May 2006, 12:21 PM   #57 (permalink)
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yea that wud reduce weight good, but unpracticle when i have to travel for 20 min 2 get to town on open roads, and its not kept in a garage, and i dont no where to get a permit thing. anyone know by the way?
u dont need a permit.trust me its the best mod you can do. Better then suspension, exhaust and all that crap.
take some pics once you done it aswell
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Old 7th May 2006, 12:24 PM   #58 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
Didnt you put neons on and a I remember you putting a Dohc Vtec sticker on the back of your Teg????
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Old 7th May 2006, 03:29 PM   #59 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
Didnt you put neons on and a I remember you putting a Dohc Vtec sticker on the back of your Teg????
I put cheap neons on for a day as a joke.

And I put a factory DOHC VTEC sticker on the back windscreen. So small you can't even see it from a distance.

Lol @ you. How was your kabab by the way?
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Old 7th May 2006, 05:46 PM   #60 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
Didnt you put neons on and a I remember you putting a Dohc Vtec sticker on the back of your Teg????
yeah jody now look what you done, all the mad ricer 16 year olds saw your teg that day and are now copying your styles! good one jody good one! 8)
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Old 7th May 2006, 06:46 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Lol @ you. How was your kabab by the way?
lol i thought saw your car lol

Kebabs = :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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yea ill have 2 take bonnet off next time im out,who buys cabin fibre when you can rip the hole thing off? ill weigh it while im at it, nd post weight. if i get pulled over ill b pissed! ok ill try then, it wouldnt be too excitin, just a pretty stock lude exept for intake,aircon... and bonnet!
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Old 7th May 2006, 08:14 PM   #63 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
Didnt you put neons on and a I remember you putting a Dohc Vtec sticker on the back of your Teg????
yeah jody now look what you done, all the mad ricer 16 year olds saw your teg that day and are now copying your styles! good one jody good one! 8)
Jody's car is the pinacle of rice. Fix your neons Jody hahaa it'll look mean when you're stoned..
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Old 7th May 2006, 09:02 PM   #64 (permalink)
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if i wanted respect id buy me a vtec sticker!
Yeah you'd definitely win races with a VTEC sticker! Everyone would be way too scared to race you.

But neons are definitely a lot more intimidating than stickers. I'd recommend a set of red ones.
Didnt you put neons on and a I remember you putting a Dohc Vtec sticker on the back of your Teg????
yeah jody now look what you done, all the mad ricer 16 year olds saw your teg that day and are now copying your styles! good one jody good one! 8)
Jody's car is the pinacle of rice. Fix your neons Jody hahaa it'll look mean when you're stoned..
The pinacle of rice? LOL! The neons fell off

The only ricey thing about my car is the mags.

And besides, i'm getting a Type R next weekz0rs
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Old 7th May 2006, 09:09 PM   #65 (permalink)
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The pinacle of rice? LOL! The neons fell off

The only ricey thing about my car is the mags.

And besides, i'm getting a Type R next weekz0rs
And the lights. YOu better be getting it
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Old 7th May 2006, 09:23 PM   #66 (permalink)
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yea ill have 2 take bonnet off next time im out,who buys cabin fibre when you can rip the hole thing off? ill weigh it while im at it, nd post weight. if i get pulled over ill b pissed! ok ill try then, it wouldnt be too excitin, just a pretty stock lude exept for intake,aircon... and bonnet!
Again, that's an illegal modification. The theory is if you hit a pedestrian they can fall on your engine and get evern more f'd up than they already would be after being hit by your car in the first place. Stupid but true. Also, the disturbance to the airflow would more than offset any minor gains you'd make from removing your bonnet.

Seriously, weight loss in a car isn't just a simple "remove 20kg and it'll have teh m4d VTEX au" solution. While every little bit helps, you need to remove a LOT of weight to make a significant gain in performance. last time I raced at Masterton I ran a 14.2 with no seats except my own. I then put the front passenger seat back in (maybe 12-15kg) and ran a 13.9. I'm sure with the full interior I'd still run 13.9 or better.

As well as your air-con, you could also lose your sunroof, electric mirrors, stereo, spare wheel etc, and if you can lose 100kg or so from the car you'll really notice the difference. Generally changing the bonnet from stock to CF will make 2/3 of f-all difference to your times.
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Old 8th May 2006, 07:20 AM   #67 (permalink)
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ok team... obviously some of us still haven't caught on... It would appear, if you read back over CWS's posts... hes just taking the piss and isn't asking a serious question or remotely interested in a serious answer.

this one is more a LOL than a Tech Help.

If you lived in Dunedin, with winter coming... would YOU seriously consider removing a bonnet/hood from your car?? I would pay to see the damage from one night of "Below freezing" temps. Also... would you feel safe parking it anywhere, even for 5 mins while you grab a fat greazy goat entrail pie from the Quickie Mart? The kids would be like seagulls stripping off pipes and switching the HT leads around in no time.
Atleast thats what I would have done back then...
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Old 8th May 2006, 10:40 AM   #68 (permalink)
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yea that wud reduce weight good, but unpracticle when i have to travel for 20 min 2 get to town on open roads, and its not kept in a garage, and i dont no where to get a permit thing. anyone know by the way?
OMFG! I was kidding about the bonnet... if you haven't realised, this is a massive pisstake!
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Old 8th May 2006, 12:17 PM   #69 (permalink)
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prelude-CWS2 = OWNED!

If you haven't figured out by now that we are taking the piss out of yah then you probably are dumb enough to drive round with no bonnet on.

In hindsite I can't belive I actually tried to give good advice in this thread.

Moving on.
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Thank you someone tryn to finaly end this thread!
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Re: good performance modifications for vtec preludes??

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Can I have suggestions for vtec prelude performance mods. I already have the air intake coming from outside the engine bay so its sucking in cold air, and a bit of weight reduction (eg. no fat chicks!). Thinking about things like vtec controllers, chips, exhaust, carbon fibre bonnet etc etc. would be handy to no gud value for money. comments would be appreciated alot
cold air intake= :thumbsup:
vtec controller = :thumbsdown: stock rpm is fine for astock cams
chips = :thumbsdown: waste of money
exhuast = :thumbsup: and i dont mean just a big bore
carbon fibre bonnent on prelude, yes wil make u lighter but value for money... dont think so
taking aircon out = good if u dont mind hot days
taking bonnent off = :thumbsdown:
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Re: good performance modifications for vtec preludes??

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Can I have suggestions for vtec prelude performance mods. I already have the air intake coming from outside the engine bay so its sucking in cold air, and a bit of weight reduction (eg. no fat chicks!). Thinking about things like vtec controllers, chips, exhaust, carbon fibre bonnet etc etc. would be handy to no gud value for money. comments would be appreciated alot
cold air intake= :thumbsup:
vtec controller = :thumbsdown: stock rpm is fine for astock cams
chips = :thumbsdown: waste of money
exhuast = :thumbsup: and i dont mean just a big bore
carbon fibre bonnent on prelude, yes wil make u lighter but value for money... dont think so
taking aircon out = good if u dont mind hot days
taking bonnent off = :thumbsdown:
searching before posting = :thumbsup:
I don't think it could have been summed up any better :thumbsup:
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yea ok,i said removing bonnet would be unpracticle, and you made it out as if i said im ripping into it! and it doesnt get below freezing level in a garage! positive comments were apreciated,saves me wasting money on carbon fibre and gave me new ideas, negatives were nothing more than giving me something to read when im bored, hardly offensive! id give them a pg13
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Get a external for your vtec, pretty easy to install, upgrade the radiator bearing while your at it, trust me these mods will get you an extra 10 kw at the wheels
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Removal of clear coat will decrease weight dramatically and while your at it you might aswell remove the paint as all that does is adds weight. You will be able to notice the increase in speed due to weight reduction but the car
may not handle aswell in reverse. So be warned.
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