Addition to Hall of LOL, courtesy of NZG

[mick]

http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showth...&threadid=2659

Originally Posted by Akane

posted 17th June 2001 06:05
This is total BS!

Okay, i was in my mate's car, we went out to see people do drifts. Alright, so when we leave, the pigs come, my mate has no licence, so he does a U-Turn, and me and him swap seats.

Cop comes up to me, and yells "GET OUT OF THE CAR!"

So I did, he quickly asks "WHO WAS DRIVING THE CAR"

and I pretend I don't know english, and say "who wha? what?"

Cop: I SAID, WHO WAS DRIVING THE CAR, SMARTASS!
Me: Huh? No, me drive, me drive now
Cop: SMART ASS! Tell me who was driving the car!!!
Me: no no no, me drive now!

(This went on for 3 solid minutes)
Then.....

Cop: Give me your licence
/me pulls out his licence
*cop goes back to his car and radios in and checks everything for a whole solid 10+ minutes

Cop: Where you from?
Me: HongKong!
Cop: NO! WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Me: North Shore!
Cop: NO! WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Me: Glenfield!
Cop: NO! WHERE DO YOU LIVE!!!!
Me: (tells him my exactly address really quickly, in less than 3 seconds).
Cop: YOU'RE JUST A SMARTASS, AIN'T YOU! (Snarls at me and gives me that stounch look as if he was gonna pick a fight)
Me: What? what you mean?
Cop: YOU, you're a bloody smart ass! Tell me, WHO WAS DRIVING THIS CAR
Me: me now drive!
Cop: You smart ass, you were doing wheelies ain't you? Smart ass (Snarls at me again)
Me: You see me racing?
Cop: No, I heard you
Me: You no see me racing?
Cop: NO
Me: You no see me racing, me go home now?
Cop: Smart ass
COP THROWS MY LICENCE ON THE GROUND
Me: What was that for?
Cop: If you're gonna be a smart ass, I can be a smart ass as well
Me: What? *Swears in asian*
Cop: WHAT WAS THAT?
Me: *swears again*, Oh, it means bad weather in my language, you bad, you throw my licence on the ground!
Cop Pushes me *ACCIDENTLY*, YES SMARTASS
Cop: When I catch you, I'm gonna lock you up in the Cell, we will meet again, you just watch it!
Me: You catch me now?
Cop: NO, I SAID I WILL
Me: YOU NO CATCH ME NOW?
Cop: NO, BUT I WILL!
Me: YOU NO CATCH ME NOW, ME GO HOME!
Cop: Smart ass!
*Cop gets back into his cop car*
*Me Opens cop car door*
Me: hey! what's your number!!! I am going to complain
*Cop Gets scared, shoves it into drive*
Cop: I am not going to tell you
*Me gets serious*
Me: OFFICER, WHAT IS YOUR ID NUMBER, PLEASE TELL ME
Cop: CLOSE MY CAR DOOR
*Me reading his number off his shoulder*
Me: Okay, *reads out number*
Cop: CLOSE MY DOOR NOW
Me: FINE
*Me slams the cop car door really hard*
*Cop rips up his handbrake REALLY hard, JUMPS OUT OF HIS CAR, GOES TO MY MATE'S CAR, RIPS OUT THE KEYS OF MY MATE'S CAR*
Cop: CLOSE MY DOOR PROPERLY
me: It is properly!
Cop: CLOSE MY DOOR PROPERLY
Me: it is PROPERLY!
*me mate's say "Akane, don't worry about it, just let him have it his way"*
me: OKay
*me gently closes Cop car door*
*cop walks away*
Me: WHERE IS MY KEY, OFFICER
*cop throws the keys inside the car*
Me: What is your ID number officer
Cop: You know it already!
Me: no, I didn't see properly, I forgot
Cop: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE NO EYES
(That is a racist comment)
Me: ME NO GO HOME NOW, ME GO HAVE FUN WHILE SOMEONE WORK THEIR ASS OFF!

*Cop drives off*