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Old 3rd March 2005, 05:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Toyspeed hacked again...

http://forums.toyspeed.org.nz/index.php

Seems the word "car" gets changed to "penis"

That site gets pwned so often...
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Old 3rd March 2005, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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only 250 of the super editions were made according to everything i read on the net... one of them is missing a gearknob and rear window spoiler thingy tho cos they is on my penis -----------
but i want to know what places in auckland

specialise in cleaning penises exterior
bwhahwhwhaa that there is some funny shit, i can now give up taking the piss out of toyotas its being done for me
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Old 3rd March 2005, 05:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha and some dude wants to clean his penis with the water blaster 8O
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Old 3rd March 2005, 05:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe toyspeed is a crack up forum
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Old 3rd March 2005, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol not again man thats funny.
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Old 3rd March 2005, 06:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 3rd March 2005, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol, forums down now. Turners penis Auctions
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol

they could have done it for a few other words as well i reckon

Wonder if anyone has tried to hack the honda network :?:

I'd give em a couple of smacks with the JDM bat :wink:
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol thats classic. do they often get hackers as it said due to another hacker???
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol thats classic. do they often get hackers as it said due to another hacker???
Not so long ago they got majorly owned by hackers. Maybe someone got a screenshot of it ? :wink:
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ahahahahaa penis hahah penis autosalon lmao !! Owned~
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Old 3rd March 2005, 07:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That has to be the single funniest thing I have ever seen (by 'ever' I mean since this morning.)
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Old 3rd March 2005, 08:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol thats classic. do they often get hackers as it said due to another hacker???
They get hacked each time there's a new release of the forum software (phpBB) announcing an exploit.
They don't upgrade to the new version and get 0wned

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Old 3rd March 2005, 08:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 3rd March 2005, 08:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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bahahah, that crackd me up for the day

people in the room next to mine heard me laugh and was like WTF!!
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Old 3rd March 2005, 08:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Haha crack up, i love toyota penises
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Old 3rd March 2005, 08:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I bet its one of the admins lol..

sucks though
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Old 3rd March 2005, 09:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Funny thing is, the hacker has replaced "4age" with "CA18DET", "turbo" with "psssch", and AE86 with YZ80. Hmm.

Another few grin-inspiring quotes..

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yeah u can drift with a ca18de, just got get the penis nice and hard, and give it heaps into the corner, ..dont forget to counter steer though
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yea i am thinking of selling my penis but its raped!!
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Crap! Not much in it though.. but thats a LOT of weight for a mid-sized "performance" penis, most surprising is that the Celica is only 2dr!
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i hope he enjoys the penis i know i would have if i didnt turn down the chance to buy it i just dont think hes got his prioritys right in terms of spending thats all......

but yes my Urabus did leave a very bad taste in my mouth
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What I'm trying to get at, is that a dedicated drift penis and a daily driver should be 2 different things.
Hehe.. :wink:
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Old 3rd March 2005, 09:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well 1st gear no traction, 2nd gear, with speedo saying 57k's nada, finally in 3rd I get some traction,nearly whip the penis around and manage to move before the truck hits the read end..
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i was turning normally in the outside lane and felt it start to go, but didnt really panic, next thing i was facing back the way that i had come from in the inside lane with penises coming towards me. managed to hook reverse just before a penis hit me
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which reminds me, about time I got some money together and bought me a penis
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Nice penis man, wish I had that kinda money!
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Be a good chance for everyone to meet each other and see kind of penis everyone has. Should be a good night, we are all friendly and don't bite
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Post up a pic of your penis

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I need a new penis...
It needs to be a fairly decent sized penis ( im 6 foot 6)
IT needs to be SUPER RELAIBLE
and it needs to be cheap.... like under 3k......

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Bet your happy, its always a good feeling getting a new penis.
doh so many good ones.. but have to get back to work haha
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Old 4th March 2005, 12:43 AM   #20 (permalink)
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AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAA


....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

okay...okay..enough..ohhh mann..running out of breath here..

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

alright so which one of ya'll was it..

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i was turning normally in the outside lane and felt it start to go, but didnt really panic, next thing i was facing back the way that i had come from in the inside lane with penises coming towards me. managed to hook reverse just before a penis hit me
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Old 4th March 2005, 07:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Not so long ago they got majorly owned by hackers. Maybe someone got a screenshot of it ? :wink:
yeah...



I think this thread needs to go into the Hall of LOL after it's all said and done
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Old 4th March 2005, 08:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Haha crack up, i love toyota penises
hmmm a new sig
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Old 4th March 2005, 08:02 AM   #23 (permalink)
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha. now thats some funny shit.
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Old 4th March 2005, 08:05 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Roffle.

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Old 4th March 2005, 09:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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This would be funnier if it didn't happen every other week
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