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Old 21st January 2005, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Beat this

Righto... Got a honda city turbo 1, current modifications are as follows:


Removed intake, turbo now functions as an in-sink-erator and has mega loud compressor surge. Who needs a BOV anyway.
Removed exhaust, underbody is now coated in sooty exhaust crap, on the other hand, it sounds like it has an external wasty on it now. Also useful for warming your feet on cold mornings.
Boost gauge we found in my mates garage.
"Custom" boost control in the form of a tee off the wastegate line
Ultra phatted out pimp spec interior consisting of: Nothing but a dash and two front seats, Dash etc is covered in flouro blue tiger print fur.
12" Mags with "racing" written on them. Ultra cool.

Ideas for future mods...

Need to get some LED lights.
Got some wicked phat blue neons to go under/on the car
Should put an intercooler on it I guess. Intake temp averages about 60 degrees, hits about 80 at 15psi 8O
Have also "aquired" some "Turbo VTEC" stickers to go on the front guards, it seems to be the thing to do. Must get some type R badges too.




Planning on running this car down the 1/4 soon as I can be bothered and get up the shamlessness, feels like it has a 14 in it but the thing has no top end. Aerodynamics of a brick dont help its cause I guess. Still, 120-odd hp in a 670 kg car can't be all that bad.
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Errr....
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i think you want to be voted into the NZH Hall of LOL.?!
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah ...
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe if I had VTEC it would be cooler... Damn. Ripped off.
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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all i can say is.....

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Old 21st January 2005, 05:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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See, wicked ultra phat interior. Told ya so.
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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your last name isn't Powers is it?
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your car belongs in the dump :thumbsup:
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Beat this

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Need to get some LED lights.
Got some wicked phat blue neons to go under/on the car

Have also "aquired" some "Turbo VTEC" stickers to go on the front guards, it seems to be the thing to do.

Must get some type R badges too.
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 21st January 2005, 05:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Come on, this is just as cool as anything else on this site. Man, I wish I'd spent $8K and still be stuck in the 14's.

Respekta the city
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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WTF is that all about

i supose ud do somthing like this too and think its cool



and another one for good measure.

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Old 21st January 2005, 06:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Come on, this is just as cool as anything else on this site. Man, I wish I'd spent $8K and still be stuck in the 14's.

Respekta the city
ummmmm NO u gotto be dreaming
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hey man - I seen dis phat city in chch! It duz the mean skidz & has a minta screama pipe. 2meke!
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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oh yea bo, mi m8 sed itz vtex turbs!
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Come on, this is just as cool as anything else on this site. Man, I wish I'd spent $8K and still be stuck in the 14's.

Respekta the city
ummmmm NO u gotto be dreaming

Ahhaha, best thing is, wheelspinning in second, this still managed a 16.2 in timaru... Thats quicker than your civic. And the thing was stock

So there. My honda is just as cool 8)
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Stop signing up extra accounts them posting about how cool your car is. You just sound like an ass.

Oh well, at least school goes back in a few weeks
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Come on, this is just as cool as anything else on this site. Man, I wish I'd spent $8K and still be stuck in the 14's.

Respekta the city
ummmmm NO u gotto be dreaming

Ahhaha, best thing is, wheelspinning in second, this still managed a 16.2 in timaru... Thats quicker than your civic. And the thing was stock

So there. My honda is just as cool 8)
As the old saying goes... pics or it didn't happen :wink:

Until then Im going to back Horny_Devil up here and say his car could shit all over you :wink: if not now, then certainly when he gets all his parts installed.
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I have 1 account. This car is just so damn awesome, people are coming from far and wide to agree with the fact.
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:51 PM   #22 (permalink)
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And you have difficulties reading... You poor child It's people like you that motivate me to donate money to IHC every year
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:51 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Come on, this is just as cool as anything else on this site. Man, I wish I'd spent $8K and still be stuck in the 14's.

Respekta the city
ummmmm NO u gotto be dreaming

Ahhaha, best thing is, wheelspinning in second, this still managed a 16.2 in timaru... Thats quicker than your civic. And the thing was stock

So there. My honda is just as cool 8)
As the old saying goes... pics or it didn't happen :wink:

Until then Im going to back Horny_Devil up here and say his car could shit all over you :wink: if not now, then certainly when he gets all his parts installed.
Oh no... Another SOHC civic to terrify the streets. In my books, nothing gets respect till it goes sub 13, this car is just a hack. Which happens to be faster than half the AWESOME selection of hondas roaming the streets.
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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oh yea bo, mi m8 sed itz vtex turbs!
LOL nawty_invers_chik
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Old 21st January 2005, 06:52 PM   #25 (permalink)
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And my 2,000th post was wasted on this fucktard? w00t.
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