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Old 15th January 2005, 07:38 PM   #51 (permalink)
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yea i allways leave not boosted turbos behind at the lights

might be worth goin out for a drive tonight

yeah bro them non boosted turbo carz are slow az yo, im goin out 2nite, gona go get sum kash and respect, gonna put da 4wd pajero rimz in da rear yo! c u there 'kekekeke'
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Old 15th January 2005, 07:51 PM   #52 (permalink)
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you should come down to to hams mang should tri aganst the integrie
oi oi runnig from da cops givs you da mean as rush mang
im gona go out tonight oi bro i gt da quikist accord in hams (i thinks)
yea bo mang gettin truck tires on now
see you on da straight mang
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Old 15th January 2005, 07:59 PM   #53 (permalink)
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or ask someone in hamilton who rolls in the weekend am sure they'll see me around smoking them other xsi's and non boosted turbo's, great fun. came so close too getting impounded too which you get the meanist adrenaline rush.
You are an idiot who doesnt deserve a drivers license or car, and I really hope you do get impounded. You have no place on this forum as people here know how stupid/dangerous/lame/gay street racing is. Ban him please.
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Old 15th January 2005, 10:03 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 15th January 2005, 10:11 PM   #55 (permalink)
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non boosted turbo's
beating "non-boosted turbos" is easy mang. try beating a boosted turbo


BAN!

AND

G
et
The
Fuck
Out
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Old 15th January 2005, 10:23 PM   #56 (permalink)
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bring a camera along, i'll be more happy too give you a interview, hehe and show you my goodies in my tergie , now lets all be friends and have a group orgy. (am serious) or ask someone in hamilton who rolls in the weekend am sure they'll see me around smoking them other xsi's and non boosted turbo's, great fun. came so close too getting impounded too which you get the meanist adrenaline rush.
What.

The.

Fuck.



1. Springs are also present in vehicles with forced induction engines, so once again you've put a post in the wrong forum. Go sit in the corner.
2. None of us want to see your "goodies", especially in whatever the hell a tergie is. Say it after me: I-N-T-E-G-R-A.
3. If you really want to have an orgy with males generally aged between 18 and 26 you've come to the wrong place, I think you were after www.nzhandjobs.com
4. Orgies, by definition, involve more than two people, so the use of the word "group" is redundant.
5. Non-boosted turbos would have a broken turbocharger setup. A guppy on a pushbike could beat them since they'd most likely be sitting still in a pool of oil.
6. So sorry to hear you didn't manage to get impounded. Better luck next time.
7. Please, for the sake of humanity, don't breed. If you ever get the chance. No, your sister, mother and cousins don't count.

*sigh* Why must school holidays be so long?

Please Mr Moderator, lock this sorry piece of crap thread...
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Old 15th January 2005, 11:46 PM   #57 (permalink)
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i just saw a car with 17s on the rear looked like 15s on front except not white and standard mags was that you integrie
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Old 16th January 2005, 11:10 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Was it you??!!
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Old 16th January 2005, 12:02 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I agree with Matty. Get out the big ol' padlock. We are wasting our time. Sorry to hear you didn't get impounded integrie. You also get a mean adrenaline rush when you spend a night in the cooler for being an utter fucktard.
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Old 16th January 2005, 05:23 PM   #60 (permalink)
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nope, was it a black one you saw? and if you all wanna know it's a gray Xsi with whites and i don't think you could'ev missed it, if you were out and if you wonder i beat that xsi, he claimed it was a Rsi, A/C removed, P/S removed but still like i said, quickist Xsi in Ham i can't lose.
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Old 16th January 2005, 05:26 PM   #61 (permalink)
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what car you got 97vtec? i was out last nite smoked afew dc2's and some RS slow subs. what chu got? i was out for awhile so if you didn't see me then you must be blind or something.
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Old 16th January 2005, 05:43 PM   #62 (permalink)
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smoked afew dc2's
musta been automatics or non-vtecs or sohc's....
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Old 16th January 2005, 05:53 PM   #63 (permalink)
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HAHA dude just face the facts, i know DC2's are quick and yes it was a really close race but in the end i got away buy just half a car length, was pretty happy with the results. so whoever that dude with the Green DC2 in hamilton with a large mugen power sticker in the back, you got beaten by the best.
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Old 16th January 2005, 06:02 PM   #64 (permalink)
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HAHA dude just face the facts, i know DC2's are quick and yes it was a really close race but in the end i got away buy just half a car length, was pretty happy with the results. so whoever that dude with the Green DC2 in hamilton with a large mugen power sticker in the back, you got beaten by the best.
the facts is that a good DC2 would spank you, but lucky you raced a slow one

pew \ / pew \ /
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Old 16th January 2005, 06:49 PM   #65 (permalink)
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cmon someomne please ban him and lock this
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Old 16th January 2005, 08:08 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Yo clown! (intergiexsi). Why you dont you go to a proper drag day at meremere or something if you think your so fast. Thatl put you in your place and send you back to your mama!
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Old 16th January 2005, 08:51 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 16th January 2005, 09:02 PM   #68 (permalink)
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accord green the one with the angel eyes
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:32 PM   #69 (permalink)
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all in favour that "INTERGIEXSI" is a homo

say "INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO"

When can we expect some lockage around here, all his threads are as useless as his car
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:34 PM   #70 (permalink)
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amen to dat....INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO

Get some damn pics u shit...
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:35 PM   #71 (permalink)
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INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO

You need to grow up a bit man, bragging about street racing doesn't make you look cool, and it doesn't mean shit so no one cares.
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:37 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Dont worry he's only 15 mang! only just got his restricted....he'll learn (i wish!)
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:39 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Yes i agree, 'INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO'

I may not post a lot but from wat ive read.........LOL

Im wit yoll on that.
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Old 16th January 2005, 10:41 PM   #74 (permalink)
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INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO

i told someone with a da there wheels dont match last night
they wanted a drag but street racing is stupid my sohc accord would have hit vtec and boobaa gone. yea bro sohc all da way
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Old 16th January 2005, 11:32 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Intergiexsi cracks me up. His ignorance and nieveity (is that a word?) brings life and enternainment.

Doesn't mean he's not a homo tho

INTERGIEXSI IS A HOMO
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