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Old 13th January 2005, 10:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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damn ive got no street creed all my mags are 17s
anyone know where i can get some 12s and 24s
bro if u want 12s, u need da chromie hubcaps with the spinners to go with it or it will l00k stupid, bro u need a even ratio 24 - 12 aint good

u see u need a 17 - 15 ratio

or a 20 - 17 ratio

so 24 - 19 would be best for u, but if u want smaller wheels in the front, its an absolute must, you have some stickers and extra lights to go with it

what the hell you doin with a set of 17s on ur car, u should know better, smaller wheels in the front always, u never know whos gonna line you up

then trust me youll have like 5 star x 100 street cred, no one will mess wid u den
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Old 13th January 2005, 10:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i think ill go with 15-18 and put the front on bags to get ultimate front end lowness and a big ass wing which is got to be 50cm wider than boot and some hks stickers
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Old 13th January 2005, 10:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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i think ill go with 15-18 and put the front on bags to get ultimate front end lowness and a big ass wing which is got to be 50cm wider than boot and some hks stickers
now dat will b d shitz0r
man i just hope i dont get owned by intergie again
hes one racing legend

i just remeber when we were at his house looking at his dads 90 second car

he said to me.........i give my wife a 1/4 inch at a time, for those 10 seconds or less.........im free

my god it had such meaning

sucks i lost to him, didnt get da cash and d respect
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Old 13th January 2005, 10:58 PM   #29 (permalink)
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then ill start phase 2
pull out the seat add sound install with fish tanks
paint my bonnet black
4 exausts
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205 wide on front 245 rear
12 gauges on dash
yea integries dads cars pretty phat 90 secs man wish i had power to twist the throttle cable on takeoff
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Old 14th January 2005, 12:43 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Shit mang...I am laughing so much at this thread I'm finding it hard to breath...Can anyone say "LOCKED"
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Old 14th January 2005, 01:17 AM   #31 (permalink)
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you know you can raise your rear springs for ultimate performance and also fit pajero 4wd rims and tyres withour modification to your standard caR?
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Old 14th January 2005, 10:16 AM   #32 (permalink)
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you know you can raise your rear springs for ultimate performance and also fit pajero 4wd rims and tyres withour modification to your standard caR?
yeah im familiar wif dat conversion, had to drill 4 x 100 lug holez in da wheels, did da trick, now im da quickest da up in aucksssss, meanz az traction wid those wheels in da rear
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Old 14th January 2005, 10:44 AM   #33 (permalink)
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yeah im familiar wif dat conversion, had to drill 4 x 100 lug holez in da wheels, did da trick, now im da quickest da up in aucksssss, meanz az traction wid those wheels in da rear
Will these fit on my DC2?? I had some trouble trying to fit them on. If u got time, come help me out....
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Old 14th January 2005, 01:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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4x4 tires are da shiz
ultimate perfomance in da wet
integries dad has them on his 90 sec car aye
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Old 14th January 2005, 02:03 PM   #35 (permalink)
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nah mangs you eed to get some wheels off a mini 10 inch all the way!!!!!!!!!!! put em on the front lower the fuck outa it so its scraping on the ground the whole time sparks are your freind(your only freind by the looks of it) you will get lotsa street cred with sparks man

and put lotsa neons all over ya car to make it light up like a christmass tree inside and out but make sure you have real darkass tints too bro so that the cops cant see your face when you fly past them at 250kph sparking up the road
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Old 14th January 2005, 02:12 PM   #36 (permalink)
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nah da 4x4 tires are on da back mang
i need some more stickrs to go down dy the rear wheels
i might put one of those evo bonnets on and find a bigger wing
will a big kit increase my front end downforce
yea bro might get some phat as mirror tints then they wont see me but ill have to wind down my windows to show off to da ladies mang
i chucked out power windows to save weight its faster now
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Old 14th January 2005, 04:15 PM   #37 (permalink)
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man u should take out the carpet too aye bro it will save weight and give you faster acceleration too and spray some deoderant into ya intake its really flamable and its like Nos only better i have a can rigged up to the push of a button man so i win all my drags in town now
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Old 14th January 2005, 04:22 PM   #38 (permalink)
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yea mang ill take it out tonight thanks for da tip
bro you use meths its ways better than doderent
mang you wanna race ill waste you mang if i win will it get da respect
just wait till i get my car washed when its washed it pulls way harder even better when i cut n polish it mang
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Old 14th January 2005, 04:36 PM   #39 (permalink)
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HAHA tru bow
have you guys been too hamilton during friday and saturday nights, if you haven't then STFU and yes i always drive with 17" rear and 15" front, why whats wrong with that? perfectly legal. you guys just mock all the time got anything else better too do? tehehe 8O

Your street racing doesn't mean jack.
Exactly Macros,
Go to champion, compare times with any other da6 and you'll think that your pb isnt much different to any other old da integra.
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Old 14th January 2005, 06:39 PM   #40 (permalink)
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HAHA tru bow
have you guys been too hamilton during friday and saturday nights, if you haven't then STFU and yes i always drive with 17" rear and 15" front, why whats wrong with that? perfectly legal. you guys just mock all the time got anything else better too do? tehehe 8O
Can someone please ban this tard from the tech forums?? He's funny enough and not offensive enough to deserve a total bad, but threads like this just destroy tech forums.

I lived in hamilton for two years, and only went to "town on friday and saturday night" occasionally to have a laugh at all the ricers. 15's on the front makes you look like a wanna-be drag racer [altho they'd take the small wheels with slicks off for use on the road], which you are obviously not as you still havent posted up any 1/4 times.
BENTEC from Matamata [not quite hamilton but close enough] ran consistant low 13's in his DA, so your would have to be pretty damn quick.......
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Old 14th January 2005, 06:50 PM   #41 (permalink)
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yes he is a tard and yes he should be banned or warned and a few of his threads should have been locked by now but i spose the mods havnt been looking at them!!
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Old 14th January 2005, 08:17 PM   #42 (permalink)
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HAHA you guys are funny. don't you just like it when you get all the attention for just talking alot of shit. better then being a no-body, because no-body's perfect.. & am no-body
ALL YOU HATER'S JUST STFU BITCHES, BANNED ME MOTHER FUCKERS! plenthy more user names too use. kekekeke
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Old 14th January 2005, 09:24 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Y dont u show us some pics of ur car?
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Old 14th January 2005, 10:58 PM   #44 (permalink)
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HAHA you guys are funny. don't you just like it when you get all the attention for just talking alot of shit. better then being a no-body, because no-body's perfect.. & am no-body
ALL YOU HATER'S JUST STFU BITCHES, BANNED ME MOTHER FUCKERS! plenthy more user names too use. kekekeke

I took the liberty of bolding the words that best describe you

wtf is kekekeke?

Come back to this thread in a year or two and youll realise how stupid you are

As integrated4life said, pics please
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Old 15th January 2005, 10:04 AM   #45 (permalink)
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pics please
who in hams has got a good camera and wants to go for a drive tonight
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Old 15th January 2005, 10:22 AM   #46 (permalink)
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wtf is kekekeke?
Sounds like a zerg rush..
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Old 15th January 2005, 11:30 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I've got a camera.. and a whole lot of av-gas maybe we should find out how fast it is and just take the civic...

But his theory works, big wheels on the back, small on the front, remember things go faster downhill....
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Old 15th January 2005, 01:02 PM   #48 (permalink)
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bring a camera along, i'll be more happy too give you a interview, hehe and show you my goodies in my tergie , now lets all be friends and have a group orgy. (am serious) or ask someone in hamilton who rolls in the weekend am sure they'll see me around smoking them other xsi's and non boosted turbo's, great fun. came so close too getting impounded too which you get the meanist adrenaline rush.
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Old 15th January 2005, 05:42 PM   #49 (permalink)
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bring a camera along, i'll be more happy too give you a interview, hehe and show you my goodies in my tergie , now lets all be friends and have a group orgy. (am serious) or ask someone in hamilton who rolls in the weekend am sure they'll see me around smoking them other xsi's and non boosted turbo's, great fun. came so close too getting impounded too which you get the meanist adrenaline rush.
^^^^ youre so easy to flame, you do half of the flamming yourself

Id love to see what 1/4 mile times you manage to pull in your 'quickest' da in hamz

non boosted turbos? what does that mean
so when will we be expecting pics?
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Old 15th January 2005, 07:27 PM   #50 (permalink)
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yea i allways leave not boosted turbos behind at the lights

might be worth goin out for a drive tonight
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