Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. - Page 3

SLOTEG · 25th July 2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTNESS

check this out and tell me if larrisa summers is a man..

lol thats some poor quality video right thurr

she may not have to employ the tuck-n-tape technique now, cause shes post op, but there is too much doubt for me to want to chance putting my penis inside her inverted-penis-is-a-flange-now faux vagina

Mech · 25th July 2008, 02:59 PM

Don't forget kids, all these pictures you're posting are from photoshoots and have probably been photoshopped at least a bit. And if they STILL can't hide the fact she looks like a dude, then you've got serious issues.

WTNESS · 25th July 2008, 03:33 PM

and the videos?

cmon man... stop doubting and trying to tell urself that shes a man, just because of media.

and no i dont have serious issues.

KLRVTC · 25th July 2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MMJA

Paper bag over the face then I'll hit it.

yea and I'm sure she'll be all over you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trivium

dude calm the fuck down...havn't you seen a girl before? Sheeesh

From most of you past posts of epimpin I don't think you have any room to be talking.

Coupe-R · 25th July 2008, 08:39 PM

jst watched it, my missus was saying she looks like a man and is poos.
then i read all of this, hahahah

kinda scary looking i think, man face for sure

MMJA · 25th July 2008, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KLRVTC

yea and I'm sure she'll be all over you

Your point is? It doesn't matter whether she would be into me or not it's my opinion. Exactly like whenever any 'attactive' women pics that get posted up everyone has a split of opinions.

doo0T!doo0T! · 25th July 2008, 09:15 PM

Ok then philosophers...lets put things in perspective.

Which of these would you rather tap (regularly so it's not just a joke)...neither is not an option.

This? Hot with a slim chance of manness.

or this? 100% woman.

SLOTEG · 25th July 2008, 09:21 PM

hahahaha manjaw vs rolled-in-flour-to-find-the-wetspot?

you all know what one im pickin!

edit: a tub of icecream and a diet coke, yeah, im sure thats gonna save you from a heart attack dear

fr3ek · 25th July 2008, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLOTEG

rolled-in-flour-to-find-the-wetspot?

Slap it and ride the wave

doo0T!doo0T! · 25th July 2008, 09:51 PM

Ha ha I just super-sluthed her email address and sent her a note saying please proove your not a man.
Will be fucking funny if she writes back but here's not countin' on it.

WTNESS · 25th July 2008, 09:52 PM

shouldve put a link to this lol

Larrissa im ur biggest fan

Hayce · 25th July 2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WTNESS

Larrissa im ur biggest fan

Shit no doubt!!

If its got a cock or theres a doubt the Hayce is well out... yo haha

Mech · 26th July 2008, 12:49 AM

Better keep those legs crossed honey, we don't want to see that bulge...

Had this link sent to me:

Second Type Woman - Stealth and the Transsexual Woman

"A classic example of this seemed to be Laura-Alicia (aka Larissa) Summers (formerly Darren Pratt) who was apparently outed by a UK newspaper in January 2008 after becoming a popular "lads mags" model and having some increasingly high profile boyfriends. The evidence offered seemed fairly strong however it was soon being suggested that the article was a PR stunt and the lady in question said "I have consulted with my lawyers ... If you have read the story, have a look at my pics ... and you’ll see that what they had wrote was a load of **** !" By refusing to confirm that she was a transsexual and taking an aggressive stand she caused confusion and a reluctance to purse the matter further. However her credibility was not helped by indicating that she was age 21 while the newspaper had suggested that she was age 23 (born on 5 September 1984) and her own posts elsewhere seemed to confirm this."

gazmaster · 26th July 2008, 03:07 AM

Uh oh.

Evidence isn't looking good for some.......

Mech · 26th July 2008, 11:45 AM

Oh dear...

SLOTEG · 26th July 2008, 12:59 PM

there is alot of homosexuality going on in here

im glad i stuck to my guns and didnt want hers wrapped around me lol

Trivium · 26th July 2008, 01:04 PM

Give it up guys, even if she is female - nobody on here would EVER get the chance to bump uglies with her.... time to go back to reality eh

KLRVTC · 26th July 2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trivium

Give it up guys, even if she is MALE- nobody on here would EVER get the chance to bump uglies with her.... time to go back to reality eh

fixed

BUMP · 26th July 2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLOTEG

lol thats some poor quality video right thurr

she may not have to employ the tuck-n-tape technique now, cause shes post op, but there is too much doubt for me to want to chance putting my penis inside her inverted-penis-is-a-flange-now faux vagina

Pfft you of all people shouldn't be trying to say you have standards.... I know becca, so dont tell me given the chance between becca of this Larrissa you would take becca again.

If she came onto me in a bar id tap it.... but now ive read the stories.... i dont think i would....

I used to be indecisive, now im really not sure.

Trivium · 26th July 2008, 07:40 PM

Becca wasn't potentially male tho

SLOTEG · 26th July 2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUMP

Pfft you of all people shouldn't be trying to say you have standards.... I know becca, so dont tell me given the chance between becca of this Larrissa you would take becca again

lol hell yes id take her again if it was a choice between her and this man-jaw freakshow
known quantity vs possible putting my dick inside larrissas

monolith · 26th July 2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLOTEG

lol hell yes id take her again if it was a choice between her and this man-jaw freakshow
known quantity vs possible putting my dick inside larrissas

You could just wreck her shitter instead.

Although I'm not sure if that makes it any less gay

WTNESS · 26th July 2008, 09:13 PM

this thread is killed

Trivium · 26th July 2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monolith

You could just wreck her shitter instead.

Although I'm not sure if that makes it any less gay

LMAO

KLRVTC · 27th July 2008, 12:25 PM

No wonder honda owners get called gay

25th July 2008, 02:59 PM	#52 (permalink)
Mech Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 283 Location: Auckland	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Don't forget kids, all these pictures you're posting are from photoshoots and have probably been photoshopped at least a bit. And if they STILL can't hide the fact she looks like a dude, then you've got serious issues.

25th July 2008, 03:33 PM	#53 (permalink)
WTNESS Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 637 Location: Manukau	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. and the videos? cmon man... stop doubting and trying to tell urself that shes a man, just because of media. and no i dont have serious issues. __________________ don't forget to bring a towel..... wanna get high?

25th July 2008, 08:39 PM	#55 (permalink)
Coupe-R Senior Member 9,000rpm (S2000 Redline!) Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,965 Location: Tauranga	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. jst watched it, my missus was saying she looks like a man and is poos. then i read all of this, hahahah kinda scary looking i think, man face for sure

25th July 2008, 09:15 PM	#57 (permalink)
doo0T!doo0T! Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,566 Location: Auckland	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Ok then philosophers...lets put things in perspective. Which of these would you rather tap (regularly so it's not just a joke)...neither is not an option. This? Hot with a slim chance of manness. or this? 100% woman. __________________ www.eafw.co.nz EF7 CRX Turbo tracker EJ7 H2B Coupe streeter

25th July 2008, 09:51 PM	#60 (permalink)
doo0T!doo0T! Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,566 Location: Auckland	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Ha ha I just super-sluthed her email address and sent her a note saying please proove your not a man. Will be fucking funny if she writes back but here's not countin' on it. __________________ www.eafw.co.nz EF7 CRX Turbo tracker EJ7 H2B Coupe streeter

25th July 2008, 09:52 PM	#61 (permalink)
WTNESS Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 637 Location: Manukau	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. shouldve put a link to this lol Larrissa im ur biggest fan __________________ don't forget to bring a towel..... wanna get high?

26th July 2008, 12:49 AM	#63 (permalink)
Mech Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 283 Location: Auckland	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Better keep those legs crossed honey, we don't want to see that bulge... Had this link sent to me: Second Type Woman - Stealth and the Transsexual Woman "A classic example of this seemed to be Laura-Alicia (aka Larissa) Summers (formerly Darren Pratt) who was apparently outed by a UK newspaper in January 2008 after becoming a popular "lads mags" model and having some increasingly high profile boyfriends. The evidence offered seemed fairly strong however it was soon being suggested that the article was a PR stunt and the lady in question said "I have consulted with my lawyers ... If you have read the story, have a look at my pics ... and you’ll see that what they had wrote was a load of **** !" By refusing to confirm that she was a transsexual and taking an aggressive stand she caused confusion and a reluctance to purse the matter further. However her credibility was not helped by indicating that she was age 21 while the newspaper had suggested that she was age 23 (born on 5 September 1984) and her own posts elsewhere seemed to confirm this." Last edited by Mech; 26th July 2008 at 12:54 AM.

26th July 2008, 03:07 AM	#64 (permalink)
gazmaster Senior Member 7,000rpm (Peak Power) Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,995 Location: Christchurch	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Uh oh. Evidence isn't looking good for some....... __________________ John said you'd mod me if I put it in my sig \| Ex-DA6 113.5kW @ 7300rpm. It's gone... "Take off your coat... it's gonna be a long night!!"

26th July 2008, 11:45 AM	#65 (permalink)
Mech Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 283 Location: Auckland	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Oh dear...

26th July 2008, 01:04 PM	#67 (permalink)
Trivium Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,665 Location: Christchurch	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Give it up guys, even if she is female - nobody on here would EVER get the chance to bump uglies with her.... time to go back to reality eh __________________ Looking to buy or sell property in Canterbury? PM me

26th July 2008, 07:40 PM	#70 (permalink)
Trivium Senior Member 8,000rpm (B Series Redline!) Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,665 Location: Christchurch	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. Becca wasn't potentially male tho __________________ Looking to buy or sell property in Canterbury? PM me

26th July 2008, 09:13 PM	#73 (permalink)
WTNESS Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 637 Location: Manukau	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. this thread is killed __________________ don't forget to bring a towel..... wanna get high?

27th July 2008, 12:25 PM	#75 (permalink)
KLRVTC Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,397 Location: Hamilton	Re: Boobs are much better than drumming Gorillas. No wonder honda owners get called gay

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