Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew

Erelyes · 4th June 2008, 07:05 PM

I shit you not. Kangaroos are jewish. Who knew?

As far as bible sites go, this is some quality entertainment...

OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz with Lambuel!

Check out the other pages such a Zounds and Anti-Traclavianist as well...

Tompen · 4th June 2008, 07:37 PM

Actual lol at crotchety old Mr. Gruff haha

b18c1 · 4th June 2008, 08:16 PM

i never knew that lol stood for Love Our Lord,

haha

manked · 4th June 2008, 10:48 PM

^^^ that is freaking awesome LOL

b16a2 · 5th June 2008, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by b18c1

i never knew that lol stood for Love Our Lord,

haha

badass

, would love to buy one, kinda suck how its american

David R · 5th June 2008, 06:41 AM

Did anyone else find some of the things they are trying to pass off as fact slightly disturbing?
OBJECTIVE: Creation Education | Kangaroos of the Middle East
Science says Pangaea started breaking up 225 million years ago, but according to them its only taken 4000 years! I just did a very rough calculation, and if the gap between south america and africa is 26000kms and pangaea only started to break up in 2100BC then south america would have had to have moved at around 6.5km per year!!

Colza · 5th June 2008, 10:51 AM

That site scares me.

There are some rather disturbing messages in that, that kids will probably follow without understanding. That shit is fucking wrong.

Quote:

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Seriously WTF

And shit like:

Quote:

My friend Bomby the bombadier beetle can shoot boiling hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?

God gave your friend this ability for a defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!

Shudder.

On a related note, Bombadier beetles are actually quite cool:
Bombardier beetle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

WhiteRice · 5th June 2008, 11:01 AM

I agree with the WTF comments. Kinda sad that there are organised people out there.

I'm a christian, and I get pissed off when people start with all that creationist bullshit. Makes the rest of us look bad

WhiteRice · 5th June 2008, 11:05 AM

LOL at Professor Giraffenstein!

"My friend Bomby the Bombardier Beetle can shoot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?"
"God gave your friend that ability for defense againt evil, and as a testament against the FALSE DOCTRINE OF EVOLUTION!"

Fucking fantastic. Why did I go to uni? I could just make shit up!

VTAKYO · 5th June 2008, 02:02 PM

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Bah! I don't believe in anything so I'm staying home on Sunday!

That Mr Gruff section is the funniest shit ever. It is like he is the fat ginger kid at school who nobody played with because he was apparently angry, or the Indian kid who everybody avoided because he ate smelly food.

WhiteRice · 5th June 2008, 03:07 PM

Anyone seen the cardboard cutout toys that you can buy from these guys?

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Make your own Mr. Gruff the Atheist goat. Children can keep him on their desks and practice witnessing techniques on him in between homework. Mr. Gruff comes with a coffee mug that he can hold. (Do not use mug with Lambuel figure. Lambuel thinks coffee is yucky!)
Coming soon: Disheveled Front Yard playset and Darbucks Coffee Den of Iniquity playset!
Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, hobby knife*, scoring tool, glue.

Also requires too much spare time, and a distinct lack of:
a. life
b. sense

Awesome. I want one.

4th June 2008, 07:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Erelyes Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 493 Location: Wellington	Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew I shit you not. Kangaroos are jewish. Who knew? As far as bible sites go, this is some quality entertainment... OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz with Lambuel! Check out the other pages such a Zounds and Anti-Traclavianist as well... __________________ -Pete "Rough as fuck EF" club member #163

4th June 2008, 07:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tompen Senior Member 5,000rpm (VTEC Power!) Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,191 Location: Wellington	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew Actual lol at crotchety old Mr. Gruff haha __________________ 1989 EF7 CRX Si - SOLD - For sale again.... 1989 EF8 CRX SiR Daily

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b18c1 Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 441 Location: Auckland	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew i never knew that lol stood for Love Our Lord, haha __________________ Post Your GT4 Whore http://nzhondas.com/forum/community-...56k-no-no.html

4th June 2008, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
manked Senior Member 4,000rpm (Taxi Drag) Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 553 Location: Wellington	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew ^^^ that is freaking awesome LOL __________________ Only three things interest me in life, cars, women and drainpipes.

5th June 2008, 06:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
David R Team NZH: Mod 11,000rpm (Spoon B16B!!) Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 8,633 Location: Auckland	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew Did anyone else find some of the things they are trying to pass off as fact slightly disturbing? OBJECTIVE: Creation Education \| Kangaroos of the Middle East Science says Pangaea started breaking up 225 million years ago, but according to them its only taken 4000 years! I just did a very rough calculation, and if the gap between south america and africa is 26000kms and pangaea only started to break up in 2100BC then south america would have had to have moved at around 6.5km per year!!

5th June 2008, 11:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
WhiteRice Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 402 Location: Auckland	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew I agree with the WTF comments. Kinda sad that there are organised people out there. I'm a christian, and I get pissed off when people start with all that creationist bullshit. Makes the rest of us look bad __________________ 2002 Accord Euro R It's a ricecar. I go ricing with it.

5th June 2008, 11:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
WhiteRice Senior Member 3,000rpm (Grandma Drag) Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 402 Location: Auckland	Re: Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew LOL at Professor Giraffenstein! "My friend Bomby the Bombardier Beetle can shoot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?" "God gave your friend that ability for defense againt evil, and as a testament against the FALSE DOCTRINE OF EVOLUTION!" Fucking fantastic. Why did I go to uni? I could just make shit up! __________________ 2002 Accord Euro R It's a ricecar. I go ricing with it.

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